weg, decentralized

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

🗣️ mike mcdaniel 👏 👏 👏👏👏

the noise i just made

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

get a job. stay away from her

just one winning season + bowl eligibility without getting our hc poached all i ask lmao

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

sadly... co-signed

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

belt to ass. fuck the yankees

Audience member: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?” Kirk: “Too many.” The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years. Kirk: “Counting or not counting gang violence?” Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat. Remember: The vast majority of mass attacks in the US have no connection to transgender people. From January 2013 to the present, of the more than 5,700 mass shootings in America (defined as four or more victims shot and killed), five shooters were confirmed as transgender, said Mark Bryant, founding executive director of the Gun Violence Archive.

I don't have much to add to the Charlie Kirk discourse, but I do think his final words are worth mentioning.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

KEON HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT

bills didn’t lose the game of the year this year :)

(nick saban quiet but exhausted press conference voice) we just gotta get back to fuckin and suckin

For those who don't wanna go over there

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

using a steam review to weaponize the language of marginalized communities to justify your shitty video game takes should be punishable by public flogging. you're not a victim, you're a fucking idiot.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

Year 3 of the Shavers Agenda is full steam ahead

Texas Rangers @Rangers Hambone is coming home. Join us August 9 as Josh receives his Rangers HOF jacket.

Josh Hamilton recently pled guilty to flying into a rage and assaulting his daughter, but a Pride Night is a bridge too far

The Amy Grant Shirt Profile Pic community is standing tall once again

yes

WNBA player Paige Bueckers in glasses with tweet saying she asked the ref if he needed her glasses Reply from a doctor saying she’s a -1 maybe a -1.5 Reply from someone named Ethan saying “you’re dying alone so what”

Dr. Glaucomflecken says “ok I probably could have phrased this a little better”

sorry to share twitter screenshot but im wheezing