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Relax. We can wait

That shade of soft chartreuse 🔥

Oatmeal raisin is the best of all, and when I lint-roll the crumbs out of my bed, there are no weird brown blotches on my sheets and pillow cases

Christ, do people not understand the simple symbolism of resistance????!!!! If you can gum up the works, great, do everything you can, but the power of saying no and screaming to the world WHY you said NO is exceptionally powerful. Make some bloody noise and peoples ears will prick up, FFS!

A still from The Shining showing Shelley Duval holding a cigarette with a long head of unbroken ash with the caption: “How am I? I’m hanging on like the ash on Shelley Duvall’s cigarette in The Shining”

Saw this on insta and I cannot stop laughing

My late dad (Greek) would shake his head disgustedly and mutter “only the English, only the English could invent this stupid game” while biting his nails

Helps that BDABR has unambiguous villains played by Robert Ryan and Lee Marvin (wearing the most recalcitrant shirt ever)

Thought exercise: what would Newsom have done if they’d gone to California?

Certainly one with a more tasteful hotel empire

a close up of a man wearing glasses and a lab coat with #chicagomed on the bottom Alt: a close up of a man wearing glasses and a lab coat with #chicagomed on the bottom. It’s Oliver Platt. I only wish I could find a gif of him as Uncle Jimmy in The Bear

When Pritzker becomes Prez, Oliver Platt is gonna score a sweet SNL gig

Are you ready to enroll in primary school?

Thumb on the scale every time

I think I can live with that

Yep

Jon Favreau has been posting tentatively on here. Softly softly, in case he gets yelled at

My husband bought me the Corgi toy version of this for our paper anniversary (“it comes in cardboard packaging so that counts”). It is the best Bond car even if they had to fake the convertible for the movie

I just want someone please, for the love of all that’s secular and holy, to tell me who paid Kavanaugh’s 900k debt

I keep saying to anyone who’ll listen that you, both Michaels, the workwear guy, Jamelle B & any of the cool cocktail youtubers (Educated Barfly, Anders Erickson) should start a mens lifestyle and dating channel. Dispensing cooking, dressing, dating, career management & budgeting advice - Mens Rites

Walk around The Presidio. Do the self guided walking tour of The Mission district which mostly covers Dolores street (there are diff versions on google). Awesome cardio

I have this weird nervous feeling in the pit of ny stomach that the first woman to win the us presidency will be a conservative/republican. I keep thinking of Margaret Thatcher. Don’t know why

I am losing my fucking mind with this shit. Otherwise smart people who should know better

What if, instead of going to his inauguration, Biden, Obama, Clinton and Harris did a livestream and shit-talked him for the duration of the entire event? Just went to town on him - his hair, his make-up, his shitty ill-fitting suits for hours. Called him every vile name under the sun

I hate-listen to Pod Save America every now and then, and JFC whenever they mention BlueSky it’s always about how someone yelled at them, and that’s why they’d rather hang out at the nazi bar

One of the smartest pieces of stunt-casting was having Peri Gilpin play Abbi’s strait-laced mum on “Broad City”

Yup. Comparable to Chicago

As someone who grew up in Australia to Greek parents and has lived in New Jersey for the last 8 years, this is genuinely upsetting. Fucking awful and an affront to the diner tradition

“She’s a monster!!!”

My late great brother in law served alongside American soldiers in Vietnam. Didn’t talk much about it and gave terse answers when pressed on anything. I asked him to describe them in a single word. He replied “talkative”