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La bocca mi baciò tutto tremante. Galeotto fu il libro e chi lo scrisse: quel giorno più non vi leggemmo avante.

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Is Oz’s plan that everyone gets to invite a child rapist to their Valentine’s party?
Because he’s tried that one before. It didn’t end well.

14.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s desperation. They’ll all have forlorn hope that there actually is an adult in the room sometimes.
They’d be better admitting the administration is the Stars Wars Cantina of morons, racists, and lunatics that it is.

14.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Unless it was run by these guys…

14.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Helping turn the Dem nomination process into even more of a clown show than usual will please their new master, tbf.

14.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most of them know this is a catastrophe for the nation, but they’ve seen enough of the stochastic terrorism Trump’s vile hatreds have unleashed, and they know it’s coming for them if they break with him publicly. Do they sit and watch the mayhem build and do nothing through fear.

14.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Um, never.
The GOP are either fully in board with the fascism, or too cowardly to stand up to it.
They’ll have been against it all along when it ends in catastrophe, of course.

14.02.2026 12:01 — 👍 60    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

‘Realpolitik’ is an interesting choice of word for a regime centred on one man’s dementia addled random neuron firings that are mostly based on delusions or utter ignorance.
‘Unrealpolitik’ might be a better coining.

14.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It wasn’t in the slightest bit reassuring. Rubio doubled down on America’s current course, threatening that they will do exactly what they want with or without Europe. He threw in some of the ethnonationalist claptrap that Washington is hostage to under Trump for good measure.

14.02.2026 10:55 — 👍 46    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

‘Starmer to call on the UK to…’
Um, has no one told him he’s meant to pretend he’s still in charge?

13.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That guy certainly doesn’t want anyone tracking his search term history, that’s for sure.

13.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The IOC are obviously unfamiliar with the Streisand Effect.

13.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The inevitable result of Trump’s in depth legal research.

13.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A valid criticism except I’d assumed it was a mechanical monkey, in which case I think it’s fair to equate the two.
If it were a live simian it would of course give the President a run for his money in the cognitive. Everyone is saying.

13.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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13.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 65    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He was talking about himself.

13.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly, Trump better represents America. Bad Bunny represents a better America.

13.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s finally Infrastructure Week! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

13.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No. Nearer to $2t. So far.

13.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tbf she’s more coherent than the President.

13.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is nonsense. Trump will never use US armed forces to confront Russians over Ukraine. And anyone who accepts his ‘guarantee’ on this is unfit for office.

13.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know he’s utterly gone because there’s no effort to correct his gibberish. He doesn’t even realise he’s incoherent.
Still there though. And no-one’s doing anything to change that.

13.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

They’re using them to cover the couches in the Olympic facilities in case JD stops by again.

13.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump knows the score. He followed every twist and turn of the Vietnam war from his vantage point in the killing fields of Studio 54.

13.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He has no idea what is going on.

13.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The President of the United States is a delusional racist sociopathic ignoramus who enjoys watching the violence his demented fixations unleash.
This is a suboptimal state of affairs.

13.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep your eyes peeled for Palace invoices for butts of Malmsey wine.

13.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently they were both found not snorting cocaine off toilet seats.
Unacceptable in RFK’s DHS.

13.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly. The correct answer was Parklife, obviously.

13.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mmmmm…Greenland.

13.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👀

13.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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