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Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The voluntary and community sector doesn’t need or want migrants to do forced labour for us in a form of state exploitation. We do need the govt. to stop targeting the groups we serve and fund us to do the jobs the state relies on us for. And to like end poverty and the economic crisis.

Keir Starmer calls Reform migrant policy 'racist' and 'immoral' The prime minister said he needed

He says before he adopts it next week

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

Great news!

Yep appreciate they are a very committed, vocal and organised bunch of bigots so it’s not easy to get rid of them. That’s why I had high hopes for Your Party to keep them out from the ground floor, but obviously that was wishful thinking!

We’re coming to Green Party Conference!  — Green Women's Declaration After months of uncertainty, we have finally secured a stall at Green Party Conference - but the fight for Motion A79 reveals shocking procedural double standards that every member should know about. ...

I don’t think the Greens are in the clear with transphobia either tbh. There’s going to be a terf stall at their conference next month.

Suggesting San Marino as the name for “Your Party” because they kick off every 10 minutes. Ha ha ha we are so fucked

Lol just remembered this

May he rest in piss

Big John not being a demented racist is a nice surprise.

The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.

Maybe, but I thought he wanted more play time? Could be that big Ange is actually getting lined up to replace Nuno and he likes an inverted FB? Feels a bit out there though

I don’t think he’s good enough to play there for us and Forest have just bought 3 new CMs (if you include McAtee as a CAM) as well, so I’d be surprised if he gets a sniff there for them either. Just a very strange move.

Corrr, I was so wrong about this guy. Fair fucking play 👏

Forest loaning Zinny when they don’t use inverted full backs was a weird one, too.

This is how the Hostile Environment works btw. We've had it in the UK for 13 years. It loves exploitative employers and exploitative employers alone.

FFS Starmer is again posting multiple times in the name of othering asylum seekers, an entirely legal thing to be.

Yet there are still people in his party who would have you believe he's a moderate; when in reality he's a right-wing former human rights lawyer who sanctioned and supports a genocide.

Graphic from Public and Commercial Services Union. Text says Ofgem Members to strike. Orange and yellow graphic with image of protestors holding placards

Day 2 of the Ofgem strike today. Up the workers

#LightsOut #OfgemStrike #PriceCapStrike

Bank Holiday special: The Far Right doing a tribute to Just Stop Oil.

YouTube video by The Football Gurus It's the History of the Tottenham | #FootballRetro

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Have PSG thought through replacing Donnarumma with a bloke whose wrists are made of chocolate?

David Lammy: "We must also praise the courage of ordinary Russians taking to the streets of Moscow, in St. Petersburg and beyond, under the threat of repression, to show their opposition to this despot"

Could watch that little wanker get chucked about all day

‘Can you tell us how he died?’: Mohamed Salah criticises Uefa over tribute to ‘Palestinian Pelé’ Footballer Suleiman al-Obeid, was killed in an Israeli attack in southern Gaza last week, according to the Palestine Football Association Mohamed Salah has criticised Uefa for failing to state how a footballer known as the “Palestinian Pelé” died in a tribute it posted. Suleiman al-Obeid, 41, was killed on Wednesday in southern Gaza when Israeli forces attacked civilians waiting for humanitarian aid, the Palestine Football Association (PFA) said. Continue reading...

‘Can you tell us how he died?’: Mohamed Salah criticises Uefa over tribute to ‘Palestinian Pelé’

Or if you want to keep it light their managers surname is ‘Heckingbottom’

Milutin Osmajic: Preston striker charged after Hannibal Mejbri racism allegations Preston striker Milutin Osmajic is charged by the Football Association after being accused of racially abusing Burnley midfielder Hannibal Mejbri.

I’d probably ask them what they think of the guy who scored for then today (he is a bitey racist) www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

According to the Palestinian FA, he's the 421st footballer to be killed. 288 sports facilities have been destroyed, including the PFA’s headquarters in Gaza.

Despite this, UEFA and FIFA have refused all calls for Israel to be barred from its competitions.

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