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Hey now, I know several women named Amber and.....ah, shit.

Small boobs are cool I’m wearing a headband as a tube top lol

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Charity. Destiny. Michelle.

Yep, just wait!

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It's incredible that all of the people who would shit on Wikipedia as a source because "lol anyone can edit that" are now 100% reliant on asking questions to the lying robot machine that no human has any oversight over

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

Stop 2

Is it cameltoe or camel toe? It’s for my LinkedIn profile

Got a paper cut on my index finger today. What kind of bitchass 1900’s injury is this!? Good thing I type with my thumbs now.

You make feel like fartin'
I wanna fart the night away

No one deserves that

Swindled again!

"Throw in a ho to be named later amd we have a deal."

This is perfect.

Cincinnati developer arrested. Court says he’s trying ‘sovereign citizen’ tactics The developer filed a lot of paperwork related to the charges and “the court doesn’t know what to do.”

Speaking of which, check out this idiot - www.fox19.com/2025/08/08/c...

Lmao turn me loose on her! 😂

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

This is brilliant.

Spiritually, I am a damned 14yo

I was born in '76, I have no idea where I fall. Young Gen X, I guess?

That's awesome, man. Well done.

i'm so sick of these jingoistic debates over who's a "real" american, they're so divisive. doesn't matter where your parents were born or whether you shower at night or in the morning, you're an american if azathoth has written your name into the register of sorrows and iniquities. it's that simple.

Her: I literally can not unlock the mind of a man.

Me: It's simple really. We're stupid and horny. Adjust your calculations accordingly.

Nah, cigs are cheap in KY remember?

OH MY GOD THEY PAVED MADISON AVE #PraiseTheLawd

Bless me father for I have sneezed

I don't date women with kids under 15 years old.

I use it to write scripts for me, it doesn't do a bad job.