Merry JerMas

Aaaaand she might just might have heard me describe her as "having as an ass that would start a war."

I'm not wrong though. She looked and smiled and looked down and twirled her hair. Again. Damned assed trouble.

Aaaand now she is being booted for being too drunk. In a bar. IN LATONIA. This is amazing.

The funny? The bartender who knows me said, without thinking, "You? I thought you were untouchable."

I giggled because she's kinda right.

I was just accosted by a woman. Not completely mad.

She caught me looking and smiled and is playing with her hair.

One of the best insights/jokes I've ever heard is(from a Southern Baptist preacher), "The lord gave us two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time, son. Good damned luck."

That type of woman is how I ended up with two kids, by the way. The "heart" wants what the "heart" wants.

I have an issue. Damned woman walks in with long curly hair and draggin' a wagon. Somebody punch Jer out and take his butt home.

well…. actually

Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)

Somewhere, @hammel.bsky.social smiles. ❤️

I almost feel "normal", so the obvious move is to go get a fat assed burger from a pub. After a quick shower because I've been in bed sick for two days and smell like a foot.

Oh, so we're fucked then. Cool. (also, it always amuses me when Williamstown is listed, that's where I went to school and the only reason it is listed is that it is almost perfectly halfway between Cincinnati, OH and Lexington, KY)

I say this lovingly - he is what he is and he is absolutely his father's son. Fucker. Lazy butt. 😍😍😍

Current mood is him laying directly in my crotch because, of course that is where his fat ass should lay.

OK, bout to cry. I've worked *really* hard to get right after being 4 months behind on rent due to unemployment. I'm caught up as of this week and I am happy. I cried in his face and all he ever did was love me and y'all dont know how those knowing licks hit. Not so little fucker, ha. WOOF, indeed.

He is....yeah. my everything. My fucking DUDE. Mah puppeh.

I ain't wanna say nuthin but I have to say I might have the prettiest damned puppy ever, at 11yo. Him my dawg. Y'all talk but that man has been by my side *every* damned day. I really don't deserve him. 🤩

a little girl is wearing a pink bunny costume and glasses and says `` shut up '' . ALT: a little girl is wearing a pink bunny costume and glasses and says `` shut up '' .

Soooooo.....I am going to a pub crawl Friday night and my friend has volunteered her husband's onesie (he is 6-3"ish so it will work). Me that night? Hell. Yes. I am beyond excited

It's always the most loudest assholes ever. So weird.

That guy wishes he was in jail so he could have an excuse to suck a dick.

I’d pitch in on their bail. FUCK that dude. I wish him the absolute worst.

BTW, official prediction? Justyn Buck.

I wasn't gonna make the Denver cheerleader joke but you ain't wrong. 😂

Okay, this got wild real quick. Wyatt is totally gonna have a kid named with a y in their name. Also, Joe Buck lives in St. Louis because of course he does.

Well now I wanna know, brb

I'm not sure if you're serious with that name, but I really hope it is true.

Looking forward to one day when Joes grandson joins them, Jayxon Buck

Same, a really good ass whipping is due for that guy.

Channel 5 had some issues earlier for about 10 minutes, I hope my media IT/engineer brethren are good now.

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