Magus Mike

might as well just make the diagram of a car running in a sealed garage.

Tonight I'll find out if I have an undiagnosed heart condition or not.

Holding to cancel GamePass so I can play Outer Worlds 2 and then I'm out.

Nearly 60 hours in the Hades 2 early access. I'm so excited to blow past that number with the 1.0 release. I'm a fucking slut this franchise.

Discord makes me feel old, not because of what happens on it but just that people are so active in it. Every discord I've joined makes me feel exhausted.

Every NFL season has a "special teams is important" week and it happens to be this week.

It's really cool that the Rams kicker can make crazy kickoffs that pin the opponents back.

It would be much cooler if HE MADE THE FUCKING GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL!

If I've learned anything from playing the new Skate it's that all anyone wants is a sweet rack.

I really wish these assholes would stop using names from Tolkien books to name their absolutely evil companies.

What's the minimum yearly salary you'd take to be Randy Pitchfords handler? $100k? $1m? Never?

never been called out so directly.

A screencap of the sweet beautiful eyeball alien from Alien Earth. Love this little lady!

The level of love I have for this little fucker is immense. Would choose them over most humans.

It's starting to feel like if your game works with a controller it will be Steam Deck verified. Even though the hardware is years old now.

The Hades 2 animated intro/trailer got me fucking soaked. I love that game so much

If they don't find the shooter then it was an inside job. A distraction tactic, that I don't put beyond this administration to perform. They don't give a shit about anyone, everyone is expendable.

What's the point of a Nintendo Direct if Silksong is already out?

"I've seen a Kennedy move like that!"

- My first reaction to the Charlie Kirk video.

Ikea (the store) and I (the human) are the same age.

I'm gonna fucking Skolgürnbörg myself

Here's a completely made up situation that would never actually happen. And here's how our AI tool can help solve that problem!

Oh, you don't have this problem? Well then maybe our AI can make it a fucking problem, capeesh?

If I salvage a container do I get to keep everything inside?

I've said this before but it's the truth and I'm constantly reminded of it.

I'm the funniest person I know.

I'm sorry.

phone too small, phone fall, phone break, you buy new phone. rinse, repeat.

I heard there's a cave you can shoot into and it's drops 1000's of truth gems, then you deconstruct them into fartitude crystals. Now the fun begins, you need 10,000 fartitude crystals to get a rare Prolaposaur tenga egg skin. From there you trade that skin to the vendor is BallSacington....

Advertising isn't cheap. Advertising on IGN is very not cheap.
You spend a lot of money for a turnkey solution to advertise the show for one of your top IPs and this is what it looks like. A cacophonous, illegible pile of sick that makes you bounce faster than a superball.

Josh Allen who?

Listening to @gohstprncss.bsky.social play Peak is like listening to her on a real hike.
10/10 game.

Me the past 3 months😂

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Getting ejected for spitting on an opposing player within the first 4 seconds of a game is probably THE most Philly move.