If you were a white dope on punk

Stephen King wrote a great line in The Stand. " Sixty Four has a way of forgetting what twenty one was like " . People, if they're lucky, get to learn a lot throughout their lifetimes. We all make wrong choices. Hopefully we are afforded the opportunity to learn from them.

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I've been for an opportunity waiting to use that joke for months. Well done Tom. Well done.

They're going to push everything to the limit until either a provincial election or a referendum

I never understood how bangs didn't make it into the stages of grief.

I always thought they'd fit perfectly between bargaining and depression.

The basis of every sitcom Dad for the last 40 years

I was trapped in an elevator with Fraggle Muzak playing for 2 hours once. It was... bad.

If Olivia Chow sees her shadow...

It has a broader and more diverse base of holders now than previously. It's not impossible. But institutional investors willing to prop it up to avoid a complete blow out and betting on accumulating more waiting for another rise makes it tougher to have a complete wipe out

Elon Musk's office in Paris just got raided for him allowing CP/deep fakes on X's porn generator Grok, for working for a foreign government and trying to influence French politics, for manipulating the algorithm on X (which is straight up brainwashing) and for illegal data extraction.

This guy is (hopefully) about 2 pounds of chicken wings away from a major cardiac event

The only way a UBI moves forward is if people are given a type of credit/scrip to be used for purposes approved by the government. It's rude and it's wrong but people are so up their own asses about people who "haven't earned it" being given anything to help them that support for anything else fails

Huh. Well. Huh...

How do you think our counterparts are doing in that alternate timeline where Hilary won, Max?

Sadly I think most of these people learned their firearm training less from the FBI and more from Dirty Harry

Isn't it sad we've come to the point where either option is possible

There will come a point, probably shortly, when it begins to feel like the farts of a 14 year old sitting next to you in English class when all you want to do is listen to the dreamy teacher read Romeo and Juliet. You'll know exactly how to feel at that point

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Does anyone really think the "shareholders" would allow enough taxation of themselves and their holdings to create a ubi that is anything above subsistence level?

A stranger texted me "Jesus is waiting for you. White 2022 Hyundai Santa Fe. License #BX 90210. "

Le jeux sont fait

You're a billionaire! And you're a billionaire! And you're a billionaire! Oh, but not you losers. Because someone has to pay for All these others to be billionaires.

Tough balance. Alberta creates this whole "we need to separate because the federal government interference" thing while simultaneously destroying healthcare and social services mandated by the feds. Canada steps in and Alberta ucp blames them again for "interference"

Begins to make you wonder how much of that whole Rosemary's Baby thing was less fantasy and more documentary.

Because

Great. Boss Hogg

Only certain democrats...

I wish I'd put it next to a head of lettuce

You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.

Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.