Failed Kirby Experiment

having noone to talk to seriously bores me out of my fucking mind

yeah my brother says the same thing

that's ur gender

my cat is gay

im the same with like 4 hour long twitch streams it's just impossible for me to pay attention that long, if a streamer doesnt have a dedicated channel that posts edited down vods i just wont watch them lol

you're also surrounded by people who love and support you who gives a shit what one rando says 🤷

alexander hamaston

it's weird having a crush on the same person for i think like ten years??? but i am nothing if not massively fucking stubborn

caught in a wind tunnel...

wish i could live in a little pendant you wear instead like a tamagotchi

i don't want you to shut the fuck up even on friday

it was incredible

if u actually want a friend to talk to though there's better options

i'm SORRY i'd die in that heat almost immediately

that's true this place is full of perverts

it's like you're testing me

it was the lens of hot ANIME men you cant cherry pick your way around the dorky stuff and then say you're not a dork

i mean time stop is a big kink it's just the fact it was specifically through the lens of a SHONEN ANIME SUPERPOWER

i cant remember if it was right when we first met or a little while after but i definitely remember us bonding over star platinum using its time stop ability for sex

you're a massive fucking dork?????

Gabe.

Gabe.

tweeting about yourself in the third person huh?

bro it SWIMS in the toilet water

@cyberstalin.bsky.social

how the fuck am i supposed to do that when you enjoy doing cardio

no the pleading was me saying i wanna infodump (and fuck) you

🥺

it's fine i dont post very much here anyway