If I was immortal and could recover from any injury, I would be committing seppuku over the slightest shit
13.11.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@16tacos.bsky.social
The rivers in the distance must be leading somewhere
If I was immortal and could recover from any injury, I would be committing seppuku over the slightest shit
13.11.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every friendship group has that one guy called, like, Sizeable Mike or Robust Terry
12.11.2025 03:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An all-female Oasis cover band called Oabro
09.11.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wrong, itβs about sledgehammers
08.11.2025 07:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πΆREACHING FOR SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE
SO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS
DIGGING IN YO BUTT, TWINπΆ
FKN IRIE PLATE M8
06.11.2025 02:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A sign that says βUsed Blood Eskyβ
Sick band name
05.11.2025 23:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A new chocolate custard from the twisted mind of Yogo Lanthimos
03.11.2025 22:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm the rap game Norman Gunston
25.10.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bro, last night was a movie (7% on Rotten Tomatoes)
24.10.2025 09:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How rare?
21.10.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0New epitaph: "This life could've been an email"
19.10.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might fuck around and write a prog rock opera about invading heaven to rip the god bong
17.10.2025 08:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just finished the final DLC for Rise of the Golden Idol
03.10.2025 06:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ACAB includes this license plate
30.09.2025 04:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pissing off cinephiles by referring to 70mm as 'thicc format'
29.09.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you will about George Lucasβ creativity but βThe Modal Nodesβ is a fkn great band name
25.09.2025 08:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone I know who works in advertising want to form a hyperpop duo called 100 decs?
18.09.2025 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That Slab moment absolutely ripped
16.09.2025 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I work for a veterinarian and whenever someone brings in a Jellicle cat we put it down, regardless of how healthy it is
16.09.2025 08:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Paul McCartney in the studio recording βLive and Let Dieβ: πΆWhen you were young and your heart was an open bookπΆ
Record exec sitting at a mixing desk: Jesus Paul, this is a James Bond theme not a fucking Judy Blume novel, get your shit together
Listened to a *little* too much hyphy at work and now I have to speak to HR about going dumb :'(
11.09.2025 06:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the body keeps the score, put S-Rank on my tombstone YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
03.09.2025 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfect time to make him the Head of Innovation for Neom
30.08.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Running this one back for the morning crowd
24.08.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(To the tune of the Totoro theme song)
πΆKo-ko-mo, Kokomo
Ko-ko-mo, Kokomo
A horny Caribbean paradise
Thatβs sung about by the Beach BoysπΆ
I reek of liniment, please Deep Heat guide me unto the promised land
23.08.2025 11:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0