New Labour Party Chief of Staff confirmed:
08.02.2026 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@moobsdr.bsky.social
Oh, hey, if it's about that bong I just bought, I thought it was a plant holder.
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
08.02.2026 10:50 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Mate, if Starmer somehow manages to survive the fallout from the by election loss to the Greens, the local and regional elections involving Labour being wiped out in Scotland and Wales will finish him off. He's cooked.
07.02.2026 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It would be great banter for the Smiths to reform but with Harry Hill as the lead singer instead of Morrissey lol
07.02.2026 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Starmer frightened by the strangeness meme
07.02.2026 16:31 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0If we just stop Russia the time portal to 2015 will open up and we can all go back to having brunch.
07.02.2026 11:22 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Michael Owen SproutsDaddy Range
07.02.2026 10:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's the lamest nickname ever.
07.02.2026 09:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spurs play today
07.02.2026 09:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly lol
06.02.2026 19:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least Boris never pretended to be Mr Rules.
06.02.2026 19:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weird AI opinions
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06.02.2026 19:27 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Babylon 5 is no Deep Space Nine though to be fair.
06.02.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll allow it!
06.02.2026 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm on Linux these days so I'm pretty much stuck with Steam unless I want to screw around with Windows emulation and all that shit which is a major headache.
06.02.2026 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok but only if I can become the Batman & Robin version of Bane so I can hang out with Uma Thurman.
06.02.2026 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Frightened by the strangeness Starmer meme
06.02.2026 16:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, fuck people enjoying shitty things, I want them to question their life choices and experience existential self doubt.
06.02.2026 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can't say anything without being accused of being a "hater" these days. Back when I was a teenager being into music was all about being obsessed with certain bands and shitting on others.
06.02.2026 16:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who are we at war with Andy?
06.02.2026 12:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starmer Mr Poop meme
Starmer Mr Poop meme
"You can refer to me as 'Mr Rules'"
06.02.2026 07:51 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Back when he was still just a Gapeling.
05.02.2026 18:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I voted for John Major in 1997 because Blair was best mates with Mandelson the nonce defender.
05.02.2026 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His only crime is PASHUN
04.02.2026 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0