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@mediocrebottle.bsky.social

she/they ⚡️ iowa cats • crafts • jurassic park

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guys 🥹
This is Kezia (Kizzy) and I’m pretty sure she’s my soul dog

I thought the concept of “soul pet” was dramatic and kinda weird (tbh they’re all my soul animals) but I think I get it 😭

30.05.2025 13:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have a fever but I also want one of those Dubai chocolate cups so bad man

22.05.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been playing Disney dreamlight valley since like 9am

22.05.2025 19:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just finished Fourth Wing and well…. iykyk so I started crying bc I thought Iron Flame wasn’t on KU

21.05.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant . ALT: a man is dancing in front of a group of people at a restaurant .

“JUrRaSsIC wOrLd suX im a ReAl FaN clASSics OnLy weirdo”

me in the theater July 2nd: dinosaurs jurassic brand movie score scarjo dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs 💃💃💃💃

21.05.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tairn 😍😍😍
Rhiannon 😍😍😍

20.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finally reading fourth wing

Dain 😍😍😍
Xaden 😍😍😍

19.05.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

spent well over a year putting off making my yard pretty because I thought I had two hard-to-get-rid-of, invasive plants (tree of heaven and Japanese knotweed) growing outside… i have neither. it’s actually not even close so…. iDk what’s wrong with me either

09.05.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sigh…. my kids discovered Für Elise

02.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyway no I’m not painting but I am planning

01.05.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just learned you CAN paint a small, windless room a dark color without it feeling smaller simply by painting the ceiling the same color. and also the rule is if a room has a door, it doesn’t have to “flow” with the color scheme of the rest of the house. I mean personally idc but makes sense lol

01.05.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
future texting

future texting

all this blue prince talk got me thinking about how u were my foundation. u tried to understand me but i never let you past my antechamber. i wish i had some ivory dice to redraft our relationship. no need to respond but just know u never need a key to open my sanctum doors

01.05.2025 03:03 — 👍 204    🔁 57    💬 3    📌 3
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I exist still

30.04.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cross-stitched crystal ball held in a wooden embroidery hoop. Inside the ball is a colorful spiral galaxy with stars and planets, stitched in vibrant blues, purples, pinks, and golds. The base of the crystal ball is ornate and golden with jewel-like accents. The background fabric is lavender, and the background wall is soft blue. The bottom corner features the Haunted Whiskers logo.

A cross-stitched crystal ball held in a wooden embroidery hoop. Inside the ball is a colorful spiral galaxy with stars and planets, stitched in vibrant blues, purples, pinks, and golds. The base of the crystal ball is ornate and golden with jewel-like accents. The background fabric is lavender, and the background wall is soft blue. The bottom corner features the Haunted Whiskers logo.

Celebrating 555+ followers with a free cross-stitch pattern: Out of This World! 🪡

Originally stitched as a personal project for the space collab 2025, now I want to share it with you, too. Thank you for making this space a little more magical! 🤍

You can find the free pattern over in my Ko-fi shop!

25.04.2025 21:51 — 👍 124    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0

friends with partners/housemates that work graveyard shifts….

When and how the fuck do you get anything done??? especially noisy things? do you just shut the bedroom door and hope?

“it gets done when I do it” is correct, but for the sake of keeping everyone happy, is there a method to the madness

25.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spinosaurus looking FAAAABULOUUUUS!

24.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

I finished the second book I am absolutely devastated

23.04.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s okay, this is a safe space, you can say it

Caesar salad dressing is gross

23.04.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

devoured this. it is vile and so so good. thankfully there’s a second 🤭

22.04.2025 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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reupped my kindle subscription so I’m back on my smut reading bullshit

21.04.2025 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

my kids are older and I’m still trying to hold onto that “holiday magic” but idk throwing like 25 eggs around outside at midnight (a handful of them are actually empty) with my husband might be magic for ME rather than the kids lmao

20.04.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyway I just think these things are neat.

14.04.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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also currently fixated on cut and sew panels of pillows or stuffed animals or whatever they become. they’re…. perfect. I’m too lazy to get my sewing machine out so also fixated on hand sewing and being decent at it lmao.

recycling tip: use excess/trimmed fabric for stuffing!

*not my images

14.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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imagine how cute this would be as curtains????? maximalist friends, put a valance in an interior doorway. a fun, colorful fabric. you can try tell me it doesn’t bring you joy. You don’t even have to sew, just throw it over a rod tbh. I’m OBSESSED.

14.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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about a year ago, this single picture from eBay unlocked memories, I had a fuckton of these same dresses for every holiday thanks to a crafty relative. I thought she was so talented (she is, she sucks tho), but the reality is she was just following a pattern. I love that for me. I have a chance!!

14.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

did you wear handmade frilly poofy dresses in the 90s? did they have cute bears on them? probably daisy kingdom! they have cut and sew panels (vests, collars, appliqués, literally so many) and many of their fabrics are bordered!

14.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you know what our cottagecore/grandmillenial/whimsical fairy eclectic maximalist friends are sleeping on?

✨ Daisy Kingdom ✨

let me explain

14.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i also found a set of Burwood hearts. Burwood will always go in my cart. I’m stoked, I love vintage plastic home goods so much (so does everyone else)(plz let me have them)(I’m not a reseller, these are for my actual house)

10.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small, yellow trash bin inside of a red shopping cart.

A small, yellow trash bin inside of a red shopping cart.

I’m not saying there’s multiple trash cans (“waste basket” doesnt feel right either) on my thrifting white whale list but I am saying I found one of them today 🤭

10.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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