Dr. Stephen Poop

I wouldn’t refuse it if I was in a scenario were that would be awkward in any way but black licorice is ass

If I’m being real I’m not really fucking with black licorice or canned tuna. 2

you wake up and every day it’s like “The Trump administration plans to remove all toilets from homes, saying “there’s no need for them”, a 2018 study says otherwise “
SCOOP with @johnDCbeat for The Hill

It’s so weird to me how all of these people used email. I don’t think I have ever corresponded with a friend or social acquaintance through email. These people were basically only using email? B

The primary disease vector spreading the scourge of Nashvillism across the country

That could be a lot of fun it’s been many years

I agree

What is the difference between super g and downhill?

No JP but I preordered the Geese Live at Third Man vinyl

Unc popped a bean

We goosed ‘em a little, OK?

Hakeem Jeffries does actually have to resign for that Epstein email

Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal | Defector To ski jump is to momentarily become a god. The track is narrow and slick, and the athletes plummet down the sloped hill at almost 60 mph. They leave the track and take up, up, up into the sky, where…

Imagine how much more beauty, splendor, and excitement men's Olympic ski jumping could have if all of the men had bigger dicks.

This is disrespectful

this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.

“TO BE CLEAR: I, HOWARD LUTNICK, DID NOT SELL ANY OF MY CHILDREN INTO SEXUAL SLAVERY”

the thing is it’s remarkably easy to live your life in a way that you never find yourself saying this to a congressional committee and these guys can’t even clear that bar

Also Coco Mocoe?

“She texted me and asked”

That’s often the point with comedy. To take it to an absurd level.

The bad bunny halftime show was good art. Very well done, incredible production design, performances / positive message, that transcended language…. good vibes.

You can trace pretty much everything happening right now back to that moment

Every time I looked up from my phone I was like holy shit that’s bad lol

This game is boring as fuck

That Szobo free kick was insane

We let this guy decide all of our healthcare issues

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

Celebs are so annoying. Just pick a team pussy.