normal guy voice

how to do the things you love

how to get out of bed

how to have fun

dark themes in fiction: in defense of wincest why do people like things such as incest, rape or violence in media?

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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

smoking in the shower

gonna start sleeping with a gun under my bed

Evita morocha con un gatito

surely another day wasting my life will resolve all my issues

dinner is the best meal of the day

i would kill 100 people right now with my bare hands for a glass of cold coke zero with ice

im like if they made the movies blue tint into a person

watching a movie now

hi boss yeah hey look i ate real big sandwich last night and it fucked me up bad. yeah im gonna have to quit

drank and ate im now normal

i like when films are described as cerebral i think all films should be categorized by which part of the brain they stimulate. wow ice age 2 is so frontal lobial

switching between 3 different social media pages at all times so i dont ever have to be with my own thoughts

guy who is cursed: its probably because of the curse

ive been having weird and prophetic dreams lately

guy who lost the ability to have fun in normal ways: yeah been getting really into russian roulette lately

willy wonka should invent the everlasting cigarette

One must imagine Sisyphus pushing a big rock up a hill

theyre making smoking 2

sorry i’m not funnier i left my skull slightly unhinged one night before bed and the funny juice leaked out all over my pillow while i slept

i should be executed

me going to sleep at night:
i have become comfortably numb

went to the woods yesterday and nothing happened

Nobody cared who i was until i put on The Mask (1994)