@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from
12.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 38 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 2No. No, they do not. I think that beeping was happening before they built my house. It’ll be here after we’re all gone.
12.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
12.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 14571 🔁 3426 💬 310 📌 95Sex sells. Leopard sex, doubly so.
12.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, what, just because I already ate all the onion rings earlier, suddenly that means I can’t still continue to have more and more onion rings? Fuckin’ bullshit, man.
12.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s always about the monetization.
12.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They legit don’t care if any of us even survive. Like, not even their 100% supporters.
12.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
12.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 3494 🔁 202 💬 60 📌 52You get leprosy from having sex with a leopard. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
12.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 65 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 2good, I don’t have any
12.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ASSMR
12.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0art for art’s sake for big money
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Picture of a disapproving Sarah Morgan from Starfield in a blue and orange colored circle, with the caption “SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT”
As it turns out WE HAVE NO ONION RINGS!!!
11.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, even with the ones you don’t really play, you can just tell.
11.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Plus, the longer you stay in there, the warmer it gets, so check mate losers.
11.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Messy Christmas” yeah that still works, maybe better.
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What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
11.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 5819 🔁 952 💬 30 📌 32One of the most satisfying things you can do as a human being is look at someone who's telling you what to do and go "Who's this asshole?" There are worse things to base a political philosophy on!
11.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 1477 🔁 110 💬 6 📌 5I’m generally against being stabbed, but you’re definitely selling it. I’m on the fence now.
11.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyway I need a new guitar. for whatever reason, all of mine sound like me.
11.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The thing is, republicans *don’t* win. Democrats lose. Newsom and all the empty husks like him are why.
11.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these shitbags have no interest in solving problems. Just in scaring you, and pointing fingers.
I hope they get every single disease that they say is no big deal.
Hey, if they’re right, it’s no big deal, right?
I might have had a little bourbon, is the truth of the matter.
La-di-da, la-di-da (reverently)
11.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0O dear Diana
11.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 328 🔁 49 💬 0 📌 5ok, but what if it turns out there's a downside?
11.10.2025 05:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah, it doesn't feel super respectful, now that you say that.
11.10.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can tell something's up b/c every week Blue Apron is like "Hi chef! We made some substitutions in your order!"
and it's like it was supposed to have white rice and they just put in a maybe-used moccasin.
it's easy to say that now. pie smell does things to a person. you would hardly recognize yourself
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