LA Felleman

following Great Leader, [us] backwards

Of Super Importance

Great Leader has marvelous merengue
[us] to be his paso doble
watch [us] swish [us] salsa hips
see [us] mambo shoulder rolls
slide against [us] in samba
sweat [us] through heated rumba
dip [us] in torrid tango
break [us] into bolero
lambada ‘til [us] thoroughly wrecked

America. Love It Or Leave It 2.0 Homeland Security Field Agent Bravo Oscar Oscar Surveillance Notes 18 October 2025 Profile of paid protestors who hate this country Provocateur #One: Pink Octopus, her arms around her comrades Rainbow Unicorn, Hello Kitty, Portland Frog. One of multiple frog sightings around the world. Definite indicator of global network. Recommendation– round up and detain frogs for questioning Suspects Two through Six: Dressed in black flak jackets. LICE in white letters stenciled across back. Wearing plastic lice masks and claws. The honest don’t hide their identity. Recommendation– 24-7 monitoring of activities and known associates Radicals Seven through Eleven: Conga line of Blue Sharks high finning children. Probable groomers. Recommendation– issue restraining order establishing five-mile protection perimeter around day care centers and grade schools Agitators Twelve through Twenty: Parade of yellow rubber duckies hopping from one foot to other over and over tapping out a secret code I have yet to break. Recommendation– highest priority. put our best on it. we must understand this message

Workers Sought Great Leader cuts [us] to front of job line He’s putting ice on [us] competition [us] choose between hundreds of hirings Mondays [us] could clean at Hyatt, Hilton, Disney Tuesdays [us] could snip shiraz, chardonnay Wednesdays [us] do dishes at Carlos O’Kelleys Thursdays [us] could pick Granny Smith, Pink Lady Fridays [us] could package steaks, chops, fillets Saturdays [us] sling shingles; Sundays [us] spray paint Thanks to Great Leader, [us] will be wanted

Today’s agenda is to scribble
fill blank page with handwriting
top to bottom scrawl of script
looping as it wants to flow

Make rhymes or rhythms or
let lines slant away from each other
into something said anew.

Now share the beauty

Eternal Resistance

Breathe deep
Release / Relax / Rest
Tap into evergreen
Husband asleep alongside

Let tenderness flow
To Self To Partner To
Barky dog next door To
First-floor bros high-fiving

national guard picking up trash

Streets So Clean [us] Squeak

Could barbershop quartet in them
Sporting matching striped vests, straw hats
Harmonize sentimental grins
Streets sanitized until shine glares

[us] draw curtains tighter

block out the blinding
bouncing off emptied surfaces
no obstacles remain
to diffuse its blow

poem slightly pumpkin shaped. "Midnight The Clock Strikes-- us aspire to empire collapse like overripe pumpkin decaying on top step of front stoop into orange mush us godfather made it so with a wand wave"

[us] Aunts spread tables in pies
pecan, fruited, creamed
some homemade, some purchased

[us] Sisters bring salads by the gallons
pastas, potatoes, green beans, jellos
mostly probably purchased

[us] Brother shares venison jerky
shot and butchered by his own hand
some of [us] will like it

Hunger Haunts Gaza On Freedom Fourth

[us] Grandpa and Grandma baked cookies
dotted in melted candies
some reds, some whites, some blues

[us] Husband smoked butts for pulled porks
flavored in his secret sauce
some plain for [us] who hate spicy

poem in the shape of a spinal column. Title-- Atemporal. poem-- Not Me is a quiet bedroom Comforter that fits its name Sheets made for building cocoons Goldilocks mattress just right At sun’s rise kitchen radio will break headline Agents behind tinted windows flooding [us] streets screaming overhead MORE They can’t grab up themselves enough Still that’s in a different room at a distant hour Here is solely pillowed support Abundant rest for every body

Not Me is the god who shows up when I pray

I rejoice and am glad at the doing of the thing

These are the nuances lost at thirty miles per hour headed downhill.

The driver probably tagged you Mental, decided Hobo. Fair enough. The barrier between Chronic Pain and Craziness is as transparent as a white t-shirt washed hundreds of times. The distance from Home to Homeless a partner with a paycheck.

Wearing your white t-shirt that ¿why do you keep mending? It’s a rag. ¡Let me use it to clean up. In your cargo shorts that will only ever be shorts; will never be zipped into the form of pants again.

To Save The Bleating Baby Deer Wobbling Into The Road Alone On A Dark Night

You’re the kind of cis white man who waved down a speeding car. Stopped by your arms stretching up/out. Braked by your determination that nothing would be killed.

[us] will gift you a #1 gold airplane
you will invite [us] to your B-day parade
[us] will be grandstand, front row, fan friends

cheer the marching band
each fierce, precise row
invading [us] streets

Becoming BFFs

[us] will book a week at your chic casino
you will place your gold-leaf statue on display
[us] will pose and post to your account

[us] will buy into your crypto currency
you will Fed Ex [us] tickets to tour your house
[us] will covet all your gold-plating

Second language signage is costly
panamanians speak like you do
[us] arrange an introduction soon

If [us] house you, [us] budget will break
Costa Rica has free room for more
[us] transport the whole family now

Your cheap salaries drain [us] accounts
Colombia wants new laborers
[us] schedule your interview today

Your kid’s school was deprioritized
Mexico is filling a new class
[us] put in a few good words for you

International Travel At No Cost To You

If [us] feed you, [us] books won’t balance
Honduras is providing free meals
[us] fly you there directly nonstop

Your medical bills busted [us] bank
El Salvador has many doctors
[us] reserve an appointment for you

I’m educated / connected / white
give me all your futures

I’m suited / tied / white
give me all your votes

Let’s Make Me Richer And More Powerful, Deal?

I’m handsome / wealthy / white
give me all your money

I’m married / fertile / white
give me all your land

I’m straight / virile / white
give me all your options

I’m healthy / able / white
give me all your contracts

Terrific Tariffs

you’re talking smack about me
I punish you with tariff

give me side eye?
I see your tariff and raise it

scoff behind my back?
I bump up your tariff

mock my hairdo?
I sue you in tariff

print lies about me?
I double down your tariff

scorn my smarts?
I smother you in tariff

it’s the price of progress
the sages shake their heads sadly
what’re ya gonna do?
apply pressure and they’ll threaten
take back their contributions

so we are left behind
part dead fish
part open sewer
part cancer unchecked

Sold Down The River

foamy blobs cover water
“Beaver Vomit” the kayakers call it
part decaying leaves
part agitated oxygen
part farm fertilizers
like egg whites beaten stiff then browned to meringue

fjord fantastic
fjord fabulous
fjord famous
fjord fulsome
fjord flourishing
fjord fancy
fjord fairest
fjord flawless
fjord finest
fjord fundamental

Nordic Aspirations

Great Leader wants [us] to own more fjords
[us] is sorely lacking in fjords
but with this acquisition [us] would be fjord rich
would become number one owner of fjords
By every measure of greatness
[us] would be fjord historic

in bathroom mirrored to be one dimensional
stocked with the obviously definable
teeter-tottering between IDs leveled

and lo, it shall come to pass
the creeks shall flow clear
the fish shall shimmer

the animals shall skip
the meadows shall flower
and the loyal shall inherit Everything

He Shall Separate The MENS From The WOMENS

here, only GIRLS hands shall rub together
twist faucet to OFF
rip paper towel from holder