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Tina Caputo

@winebroad.bsky.social

Multimedia journalist. Wine, food and travel writer. Humorist. PMJA award winner and ASJA member. Wiener dog enthusiast. tinacaputo.com

82 Followers  |  74 Following  |  116 Posts  |  Joined: 20.02.2025  |  2.5035

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Love this line about old vines: “… many still produce, decorating themselves with ripe clusters at harvest, proving they’re not, in fact, crones.”

10.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Top 10 Muppets and Sesame Street Porno Movies Ranked by Rotten Tomatoes These are the forbidden Muppets ‘felt flicks’ your parents didn’t want you to see

Here's the proof! thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-top-10-m...

06.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why don't they name all the outhouses in D.C. after him? I could get behind that. Branded: "Take a Dump with Trump."

06.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump, in an Escalation, Calls for Republicans to ‘Nationalize’ Elections

Free for all to read. This should be alarming to everyone. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...

03.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

Or, you could read this. www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lest...

20.01.2026 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Calmes: Trump cheers protesters in Iran, attacks them at home As America celebrates its 250th anniversary, the presider in chief acts like King George III.

I was wondering when someone would point this out. From @latimes.com www.pressdemocrat.com/2026/01/16/c...

16.01.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

20+ government agencies were rolled together under DHS after 9/11. Many do valuable work not involved with immigration, like investigating child pornography distribution, money laundering, etc. Maybe time to separate the agencies out again.

15.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Canada's gonna be so jealous!

12.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do we kill people for sarcasm now in America?

09.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love it! My friends and I gathered for a tamalada just before Christmas. It was a multi-cultural event; we ate dim sum and Italian Christmas cookies while we assembled. Such fun and delicious rewards!

29.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone good with the POTUS trashing previous presidents and immortalizing the Big Lie about the 2020 election (the one that got people killed on Jan. 6) on a plaque in the White House?

17.12.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Opinion | What Trump Is Really Doing With His Boat Strikes

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...

05.12.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If he is a supporter, he’ll be pardoned within a week. So much for five years of FBI investigation.

05.12.2025 15:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The 2025 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog [You pull up at my wine country estate, finding the gate secured with a heavy chain and padlock. Spotting your car, I dash outside and fumble with the lock. “Just park anywhere!” I yell, making a spri...

Alder's suggestions are always legitimately good. Though I did make fun of one of them in my annual anti-gift guide: www.tinacaputo.com/post/the-202...

02.12.2025 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This was the go-to for my Italian dad and uncles. A classic!

02.12.2025 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The 2025 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog [You pull up at my wine country estate, finding the gate secured with a heavy chain and padlock. Spotting your car, I dash outside and fumble with the lock. “Just park anywhere!” I yell, making a spri...

Speaking of crap, here's my annual list! www.tinacaputo.com/post/the-202...

02.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
The 2025 Eye-Roller’s Guide to the Wine Enthusiast Holiday Catalog [You pull up at my wine country estate, finding the gate secured with a heavy chain and padlock. Spotting your car, I dash outside and fumble with the lock. “Just park anywhere!” I yell, making a spri...

If you're scouting for the perfect gift for the wine-lover in your life, you sure as hell won't find it here. www.tinacaputo.com/post/the-202...

02.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yessssss

27.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am 100% in for the Piesgiving concept. I love me a savory pie! Today’s dessert is an apple cake (golden delicious from our tree) studded with bourbon- soaked candied ginger.

27.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The pumpkin ranking is too high.

27.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A gift in itself. (:

21.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sure! Damn it, I want to make fun of the Champagne spray gun!

21.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These are always so good. I'm going to use this as inspiration for products NOT to include in my annual Eye Roller's holiday guide!

21.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

An abomination!

06.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, exactly.

05.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is bulldozing her, not letting her get a word in. Lying and bs. It’s hard to watch.

03.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's disgusting that anyone would imply that it's OK to deprive Americans of food because they belong to the opposing political party.

01.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A steal!

01.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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APPROVED COSTUMES FOR THE WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY MEMORANDUM FOR ALL WHITE HOUSE STAFF FROM: CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES SUBJECT: APPROVED COSTUMES FOR WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY MEMORANDUM FOR ALL WHITE HOUSE STAFF FROM: CHIEF OF STAFF SUSIE WILES S...

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01.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Administration Live Updates: Government Ordered to Pay Food Stamp Benefits During Shutdown

Do you think they're try to appeal? Then how could they keep blaming Democrats for taking food out of kids' mouths? Never mind, I'm sure he'll find a way. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

31.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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