Alastair Kenny

Ok so I deleted my 'other' account after the Nazi salute. Time to lurk here instead.

If there is one day that damn bird needs to leave me alone

One day you’re going to house parties and sleeping through the winter daylight, the next you’re 10 years older, salting the path from your front door to the car and leaving out the recycling early to beat the frost.

“Adult content” warning?? Can’t believe BlueSky censored my toddler’s favourite painting

Found our magnets in a moving box, years of buying them from art exhibitions. Toddler now walking around with a Hockney magnet, asking “why does the man have his bum out”