so glad we’re into pride month cause i was almost getting tired of all the military appreciation i was up to

stunning 🤩

i can never look at my old files cause i will be disgusted by my awful organizational skills. on a side note, my organizational skills have not improved and will not do so in the near future

is this your linux arc????? 👀 i’m so here for it

i know my brain is almost finished development cause i don’t add modifications to my fast food order anymore

need to become a sheep in wolf’s clothing

it’s incredible how much my opinion of snl changes depending on my level of ambient frustration

guthib.com but instead of a passive aggressive message it just redirects you like a normal and well adjusted website

i’m taking notes from the expert rn

if you aren’t doing this are you really living a fulfilling life?

necromancing my old side projects from the grave

in-place mutation being the default functionality in js might just be the death of me

in my anti woke era (i’m eepy)

you get a little stink, just as a treat

can’t get enough strange compliments from medical professionals. my veins are very nice? why thank you,,, it’s impressive how fast i emptied that iv bag? waow. how about you take me to dinner before you keep telling me how perfect my teeth are :3

need to ask my blood test guy for one extra vial for myself to keep, purely for wholesome educational purposes

humbert humbert, turns out, not a great guy

i need to cause the fracturing of the nuclear family and the destruction of western civilization

waiter waiter more parasocial relationships with world leaders please 😊

feel like i’m slowly going through the same process dogs did when they got domesticated cause now whenever i see a shark i don’t get scared it’s going to bite me i just want to cuddle it like a plushie

once again learning the rules to a complicated board game that i will forget in less than a week

ravenous for bandwidth rn

growing up is buying frames for all of the posters you have sticky tacked to the wall

i used to sail a lot when i was younger so i’m great with knots

i’m not chopped i’m just thinly sliced

in need of sleeves to hide my hands in

the fact that i would literally buy this

bad transit infrastructure is making me irrationally angry again

i can’t help but wonder how long youve been on the run for tax evasion

having a rough day today cause i almost hit a deer that was crossing the road,,,, i need to say sorry to the deergirls ._.