Bill Danse Macabre @elmapper

I hope you all got some cock and/or pussy and/or ass tonight

15.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America’s sweetheart Gene Shalit will be turning 100 in March. Let’s get this party started!!!!!!!!!!

15.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Where’s my snare?” - Emming Em (2002)

15.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dong, dong of the South//
Piece of pussy pie and I’ll shut my mouth

14.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Are You Washed in the Pud?

14.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gospel songs could be a treasure trove though

There’s Power in the Pud

Nothing but the Pud of Jesus

The Pud Will Never Lose Its Power

14.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' . Alt: Time flat circle etc

14.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/elma...

14.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can play too bsky.app/profile/elma...

14.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There Will Be Pud

14.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Slapband cock ring

14.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The crumb industry is too big to fail

14.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gone off that 24-hour generic Claritin D

14.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the theory is when he was little he once asked for more beans for supper and that was that

13.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Branford was his real name. Neither he nor anyone else seemed to know how Beans came about

13.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My great-great uncle, Uncle Beans, had a girlfriend named Gay Peach

13.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I first read this as Subaru Outbreak and thought it was come cheeky term for a lot of Subaru Outbacks doing something

13.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m da jokker baby

13.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jestingtime 6 hours ago ROGAN: So I was thinking about this dumb COVID bullshit, when everyone's like, wearing a mask all scared and shit, but in reality— 5-YEAR OLD: *nodding* Cooties kills more people every year ROGAN: Exactly, m— 5-YEAR OLD: *shaking cat in box* I make a Pokémon in real life

13.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 78 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

Happy anniversary to pricemaster RIP in peace

13.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cor blimey

13.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring back the pith hemet

12.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No one ever graduated from high school

12.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all your fault

12.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love tamales but hate having to pick corn husk out of my teeth

12.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saliva click click boom voice:

Clit clit poon

12.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d rather stay home and watch tv or something

12.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gone of that shit that gets Jim Cumming

12.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gone off that shit that made Christoph Waltz

12.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brandon Frasier

11.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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