bitofdespair

Of course the real racism linux is omarchy but I'm not gonna group them in with real distros

difficult: Debian
racism: Gentoo
backdoored: All of them
bloat: Arch
slop: Ubuntu

That should piss off everyone as much as they deserve

Looking forward to nine of swords or as my friends call it "the sword guy habgover"

Definitely both, but would anyway

leaving out the one going "oh it's worse we're actually double hitler, triple hitler on a bad day"

No way a BM band named that is nazi unless they're also furry or gay.

Horseshoe orbits are so cool and funny. Most of the diagrams about them make them look like fucking witchcraft until you see one where the "host" body also moves.

The sheet music and our conductor said we were supposed to play them in divisions, with half the cellists playing the lower note and the other half the higher one and we just decided fuck that and did them as chords and it sounded fucking badass. The conductor did not complain.

I remember in my high school orchestra we were doing an arrangement of Puer Natus In Bethlehem for the christmas season of concerts and the cello stem opened with sick nasty parallel fifth power chords on open low strings.

wittgenstaniacs going absolutely fucking nuts when they hear an insoluble problem has been made wholly perspicuous by understanding it as a language game

More than ten easily (I consider every function, shell script, web page and vi macro a separate API for the purposes of this question)

Maybe they should stop doing that

The PC port two years later by a different, even worse paid team will be the buggiest mess since the plagues of Egypt, still break all profit records and the execs will give thmselves a multibillion dollar pat on the back and fire the second team too.

The video game execs will still be disappointed that their $150 (not including the DLC) PlayStationZ exclusive will underperform and only sell 190 copies instead of ten billion copies and fire everyone who ever showed up to work not wearing a suit and tie.

The next playstation will cost fifty thousand dollars and they will only make two hundred of them during the first year, but they'll still be sold at a loss because bigger companies bought all the chips needed to make them.

sports festival even where they be karate choppin

It's good that fash can't make a normal distribution cause they'd call it The Bell Curve Linux

Tsugumi Ohba: In my manga I invented the Death Note as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company:

me: "bitch better have my Monet"

the rest of the expedition groaning loudly

me pulling up to the boulangerie: "time for the baker to meet her maker"

the baker: "putain for the last time her atelier is one block over now fuck off or you get the ficelle fusil"

those are what make it look like a cool skull and not just a clump of bone or shit

The main reason why life expectancy used to be so much lower back in the day is that it used to be a lot more common for babies to die of old age.

me and my friends would've killed Klaus Fleming with hammers i can tell you that much

Wait, a RAV4 is smaller than the average car? Jesus wept.

Bell Labs "Blit" DMD 5620 terminal

You're telling me the one called "Blit" does NOT have a vertical display?

A native greek speaker might find it a bit old hat but I'm easily amused by the etymology of "sarcophagus". I think it was Jorge Luis Borges who pointed out it's kind of an antonym of "vegetarian".

what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT

Well fuck me sideways, the latin root is actually bastōnem and the circumflex on the a is appropriate. Thank you for educating me.

they put a circumflex on that shit now???

It's also giving Puuo Puyo Fever in a nice way