One of Everything (Thea)

Thousands of people seem to have decided to call Chappell Roan a centrist because they lack the media literacy to see she’s a more radical leftist than they are

@lutimestwo.bsky.social Kia ora from Aotearoa New Zealand! Love your work, and, we still use 1080 here. It’s controversial because it’s gruesome and makes deer (invasive) inedible, but it’s one of our most effective tools to stop invasive mammals from destroying our native bird populations

I refuse to pronounce Toronto “Toronno”
It’s your accent
Painter - painer
Rental - rennal
Internet - innernet
It’s not a silent T, all your “N T [vowel]” Ts are silent

Raising my sunglasses so my cat can see me slow blink at him #ally

I’m a generative AI hater in a world of apologists the same way I drive to work and also hate cars. Like there are other options but they’re worse, and for now gen ai offers me nothing but I’m not mad if other people are forced to use it

X-men the animated series is on: baby sleeping peacefully
I pause X-men to check my texts: baby immediately starts stirring

We need what The Matrix was for gender but for food and nutrition

It’s weird that we don’t tend to compare weight loss surgery to other really intense body mods like horns, split tongues, pointed ears etc

The boomers should have listened to Whitney

I feel like King Julian is plausible deniability for white people to do a south asian accent

@killjamesbond.bsky.social have you considered Over The Hedge (2006) for heist season? Sorry I know you’ve already got a list six years long

Do we know for a fact that Liturgy and Alcest didn’t sample a year 9 PE class for their screams?

The neighbours who shout at their dogs for barking are crackup because they’re literally just joining in on the bark

Um, actually, they do keep display models full of petrol because a full tank with less vapour is less of a fire risk

Does Don Cheadle have to be doing the accent though?
Also @killjamesbond.bsky.social

Concealing $1000 in the design of a shirt
Call that “graphic tees traffic Gs”

Happy trans day of visibility! I have the sniffles and will not be leaving the house

Basketball shoe squeak through an arena microphone barks

Okay but What A Time To Be Alive by Fall Out Boy is an insane banger though

I’m putting my dog through voice masculinisation training

I gave myself a fat lip on the trolley at Bunnings, pray for me

Thinking about getting into sardine arranging

AND ANOTHER THING
How come so many USians are so confident with their posh English accents but so confused with the NZ/Aussie “no”?? It’s almost identical

It’s weird having Florence + the Machine’s King stuck in my head when I truly am a mother and a bride and not at all King

Is there a name for mixolydian flat six that isn’t just mixolydian flat six

I am having a rhinitis attack in the airport and terrifying every old person around me

🎶who can place all the road cones🎶
🎶wearing day glo🎶
🎶only Clive🎶

Illumination and Nintendo deserve some serious comeuppance for their obliteration of choices of shirt colour with overalls

Loudly stamping up the hill and putting up a big flag that says DRAG IS GENDER CLOWNING, saluting you, inflating a huge monster truck balloon, taking out a bugle and starting up the Gaga 12-Hour Megamix Brass Solo Suite

Guess who relearned continental knitting
😈💅🏎️💨 🧶⏱️🥇