Patrick

Bio suggests…maybe?

Remember all the snowflake insults and liberal tears? It was projection.

Hood lookin good

It might actually be bad…

Speaking of all those guys, I was in SAC for a game once and saw Jason Thompson walking down the street in a fully brown suit.

When I was like 24 my best friend called and told me he discovered a Zatarain's coupon exploit. I went to his apartment and there was nothing else in his cabinets except like 400 boxes of rice.

Oh my god...too much power!

His name translates to Ivan Jeans.

I've never been sicker than when I had norovirus. It's pure horror.

What the Wizards lack in talent they make up for in hair

I prefer the sound of my EB crit machine gun, but I appreciate your effort.

In the 80s every babysitter was named Stacy

Never keep your baby’s head a toaster for several years, people. They might join ICE.

Giannis wants to stay cold

Is this real?? Please be real.

Everyone should get to punch Stephen Miller one time.

He also didn’t want to commute across the country every day.

The physics look killer! It’s great that you guys share clips like this.

I actually think worse because they'll say whatever they think will keep them in power. There's not even a code.

How tall are his eyebrows??

Bolsonaro

How do you do fellow kids?

I’m not watching the game but based on the numbers it must be a stinker

Good for Tommy. You love to hear it.

Who the heck is Tommy Stevens?? Exactly.

Oh thank you. Didn’t realize that!

He’s Black.

In fairness, your personality seems fallow.

That’s a scary thought, and not at all unreasonable to believe.