Dr Johnny Bananas

Not sure that I could take more than a few minutes of permaspidercam

80 minutes of being this guy?

Secret to a long marriage: going to see Just For One Day at the Shaftesbury and Mrs B loving it and me hating it

IRFU think of everything, even including a RWC form guide on their new coffee blend

Good gourd

Even without the signal its a pen blue

"The intention to kick can be communicated to the referee or signalled by the arrival of the kicking tee"

Ah. So its not me then

Thoroughly depressed

We cremated Dad yesterday and I’ve just spent 2 hours in a packed pub in deepest West Wales and I was literally the only one watching us sneak a 1 point win against the Japs

I don’t think we come back from here

Curry was 10/10 though.

Abdul’s

Go !

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

‘Big’ doesn’t even scratch the surface on this one

Honestly feel the new changing room strategy allays any roof concerns. That’s why it’s genius

I literally cannot wait to watch the Argies, bags in hand, turn right instead of left. Very few teams will come back from that

I’m hearing this new changing room strategy was Reddin’s idea.

Mark my words, the bloke’s a genius (even if he did copy it from my suggestions on the survey)

Bring on the Argies

Tonight Matthew I’m going to be a chutney maker

Shot Chaser

The old George Foreman grill remains undefeated for ham and cheese toasties

Labour

How did you go from council to HS management or has it always been that way ?

I wish ours were

I applied for my polytunnel. Was promised a prompt answer but after a month it never came so I erected it anyway

This was 2 years ago

It’s really annoying to see so many plots barren but if the Open Spaces team at the council are weak and ineffective it’s inevitable

Councils need to be much firmer in kicking out those who don’t cultivate.

Surrey Hills here and I’d say 30% of our plots are wild. Too many sob stories

I’m sorry it’s too much work for you but it’s time to step aside

Naturally my 14 mile commute tomorrow sees me riding in a SSW direction

‘For baby and me’

Imagine using the 3 week-old in your arms to deflect from your gluttony

When I moved to the UK it was explained to me repeatedly and emphatically that flying a lot of flags or particularly caring about flags was a weird US thing that most British felt was uncultured or unnecessarily

Allotment invasion overnight

This is now into its 4th or 5th year of illuminating the woods and fields on my commute and I’ve never thought “hmm need a brighter one”

Ireland's Call in its own class of tedium tbf

Then again, from the same pen as Puppet on a String, Congratulations and Shang-a-Lang, what did we expect?

Likewise, but a volleyball court next to a lake in mid France where Dad oversaw himself and 3 kids never getting beyond a rally of 3

Forever retrieving the ball as well

There’s a few lovely ones on that stretch on the way to Barton Broad

(Destination the White Horse at Neatishead obvs)

If you've been on a Broads holiday and not photographed that amazing house on stilts, did you even go ?

My FIL was a rear gunner in a Lanc

Never fired his gun in anger because any discharges meant you had to strip, clean and re-assemble it when you got back to base and for him, that meant a waste of valuable bar time in the mess

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