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Chopped Liver. Berkshire.
What a cow
18.08.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#Glastonbury #RodStewart Well played that person
29.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 127 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1
The only Rod Stewart I want to see at Glasto. youtu.be/FqOh4z2ASdk?...
28.06.2025 09:15 — 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0Can someone tell me why the Stanley Cup is so popular? £50!
12.06.2025 11:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same!
09.06.2025 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know who needs to hear this but “Um Bongo Um Bongo, they drink it in The Congo”.
05.06.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunday night
01.06.2025 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck it all to hell
31.05.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love trifle but can’t eat it anymore
31.05.2025 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oooh this looks great
31.05.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you aren’t calling for a ceasefire, you are basically saying all these people deserve to die because of their government and because of October 7th. Which is basic vengeance and exceptionalism. Game of Thrones shit.
31.05.2025 13:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If he wrote that 2 years ago, great - if thousands weren’t being killed. right minded people thought this of the situation until Israel completely showed their arse. You can’t expect people not to ask when being political helped you make a career. Thoughtful centrism isn’t going to stop Netanyahu.
31.05.2025 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a shame that when those people took all that time to read out the names of the dead Palestinian children, that they didn’t find a couple of minutes spare to also mention Thom Yorke’s mental health.
31.05.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Israel have been rigging the vote for years. They spend a fortune on it. Any act other than Israel winning is a testament to actual Eurovision fans showing who’s boss.
17.05.2025 23:07 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Power point slide with a corgi in a gilt frame in the right corner. The slide reads “No children. No husband. I want to live all by myself. I want to come home from my self rewarding job and have everything exactly where I left it. And no GROSS children.”
my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide
09.05.2025 03:30 — 👍 12359 🔁 1273 💬 90 📌 178
A picture of the queen
It was that cunt Johnson
09.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 316 🔁 28 💬 25 📌 3white smoke emanates from a wetherspoons indicating that a new archbishop of banterbury has been appointed
23.04.2025 11:13 — 👍 379 🔁 78 💬 6 📌 1As an ex-smoker, sometimes when I inhale my inhaler, I have to fight the urge to blow it out like fag smoke.
10.04.2025 11:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tipping Point and The Chase are never off the air are they?
27.03.2025 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg this is LOVELY. Uffington is my fave place.
26.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gosh yes
23.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ace
23.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Apprentice 2056]
Lord Sugar would like to meet you on the moon. Your rocket will arrive in 20 minutes.
[The moon, 6am]
Lord Sugar: "Dean Martin compared the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie. I want you to make and sell pizzas"
#theapprentice
Christ
19.03.2025 07:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Painting by Inger Andersson Blomsteräng, (Flower meadow)2024 Acrylic on canvas. Dimensions 50 x 70 cm. A blue background and lots of white flowers overlayed on this pleasing floral pattern.
Painting by Inger Andersson
Blomsteräng, (Flower meadow)2024
Acrylic on canvas. Dimensions 50 x 70 cm.
Post your favourite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
18.03.2025 21:36 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1It was literally just showing me people punching one another or people assuming the Strand event today meant we should deport everyone. The nuttery really ramped up in the last week. And women saying that Adolescence is woke propaganda. So that was that.
18.03.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I finally deleted X. Absolutely rank bin fire now. I know it has been for a while but I was enjoying the car crash. Now it’s too disturbing.
18.03.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
