Mike

Spent her entire life living with animals who throw their own shit and was still like “I would rather Musk and Trump leave the planet”

Trevor Lawrence reclining

Game-winning touchdown

As called by Frank Frangie on Jaguars radio:

That was a hoot. Nice going jags, I needed that.

He fell twice!

the Butt Stumble

lmaooooooooooo

They can call DPI there? Interesting!

Trevor wake up dog

Way better to get your hopes up and then get your throat ripped out, I think we can all agree on that

Honestly yeah let Harper hear it

That’d be my list too

I don’t even know what that means. He made changes this year and they worked. Not sure what he was supposed to do here.

I know this is disappointing but at least we can agree on the #1 move the Phillies need to make, and that’s getting rid of Aaron Nola. It wouldn’t have changed this outcome but come on it would rule.

People get pissed at Topper but these guys come up small across the board every year now. There is no button to push.

I’m just venting now but I fucking hate the song Strahm comes in to. Dogshit I’m sick of hearing it.

Ok we’re done done

Highest paid guys not making the simple play over and over and over

That’s that huh

Bryce gotta start earning those checks brother, you’re stealing that raw milk

Fuuuuuuck

Bryce you are overdue my guy

Aaron Nola in the AL Central where he has always spiritually belonged

Fucking A he’s pitching his ass off

Agree to disagree

Do something you sacks of trash

or the bottom 6!

Appreciate you saving this for when the Phillies are making us all homicidal

Hard to go anywhere when you spend all day in the fetal position

Jesus looks great, now to get absolutely no hits