Cant make a delicious democratic omelette without breaking somebody elses eggs

Its not great advice, but then again what is?

This is so fucking inane and worthless as political comment it makes you sound like a Republican fifth columnist

British transphobes are grifters and patsys, they take that evangelical fascist money from the states, it doesnt matter if they are religious or not.

Its absolute Boomer chaos on there, I only keep mine because of old photographs

I saw a news report about British coinage the other day that called the discontinued new half penny piece "useless" and thought "It wasnt useless, you used to be able to buy ha'penny sweets!"

Join any "Local History" Facebook group and post a picture of a generic grotty 1950s street scene, then sit back and watch the avalanche roll down

Its a really common linguistic bullshit construction: "And we never complained", even though that is, in fact, an obvious complaint, but it doesnt count if you just explicitly tell people to disregard it, somehow.

And you had literally just seen him complaining

Do you not see- if but one of the peasants steps out of line asking impertinent questions about how many turnips his Lordship is taking from the harvest, he will unleash his mounted knights to burn the whole village, without fear or favour!

"THE ECONOMY IS IN BAD SHAPE" wails man rich enough to afford half a major football team.

I just dont think we should be taking this guys opinion seriously about anything.

Record, then loop all your own dialogue like a Spaghetti Western or a Kung Fu movie.

I didnt want to see it in 3D, but there was no choice, but actually Dredd was a pretty damn good example of the process, as well as a more generally brilliant movie.

The entire plot of Brazil hinges on some faceless office nerd dropping a dead bluebottle into a printer

The Masters Tools etc

Nobody on the right actually believes any of that shit they say or pretend to care about. Their relationship to truth, reality, fact, all malleable, can be dropped and forgotten in a heartbeat. Its cultic thinking- Oceania is at war with Eastasia; Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Couldnt handle an actual job, like all those right wing hacks

He honestly seems to think he is good at this

The way the economy actually works as opposed to the way everyone talks about it working

Thomas Sowell.

A career producing just the dumbest, laziest, context-free, political takes of absolute shit-eating smuggery, for decades now, and every conservative moron in the country treats him like a seer of staggering insight amd heartbreaking intelligence.

Minor fender benders at intersections are exactly the same as two cars smashing into each other at 80mph on the freeway

That is absolutely insane- who is in charge of the US?

Chronic columnist brain stuff- "My Genius Blue-Sky Idea For This Thorny Problem: Couldnt We Just Have Our Cake AND Eat It Too?"

Im sorry you didnt understand my post

Work the peasants on the turnip farm, work them on the factory floor, rent their children by the hour, extract all the value you can from their existence and their labour and then send them to the knackers yard. Hang out with them socially? You wouldnt invite a carthorse to dinner.

As have I, its why I know what they are like, and how far their public image is from the actual reality.

People like this constitute 'polite society'- who dress for dinner and have impeccable public manners, unlike the swearing, screaming, fecund peasants who make up the majority, who probably dont even know what a salad fork is or how to pass the port. 'Politeness' is part of the shield.

People think they know them because they are stewed in their artistic propaganda, and so can laugh along with good blokes like B*ris and F*rage, like theyd be mates down the pub, telling it like it is, and yet are completely unaware of the depths of sneering contempt this class hold them in.