Brendan

This is almost as scandalous as the time Vance got the National Museum of American History to give him five minutes alone with Archie Bunker's chair

If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death

in the future you will all be very jealous of my completely illiterate child

Honestly I don't really hate to break it to everyone but the weird freaky porn brained degenerates so many people even on the left hate have been pretty much the most consistently principled and right on fighting the right wing in politics and culture.

The plural of, "barf," is, "barves."

I will take no questions at this time.

*gets stoned*

now to kill two birds

idk why I made this

White supremacists are always the least-supreme whites.

*taps foot impatiently*

It’s amazing how otherwise-intelligent people’s brains just fall apart, when it comes to their magical sky daddy.

You can have a society that enables everyone to achieve their potential and contribute back to it or everyone can be a serf at 8 year old Tiberius Musk's latest startup

Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs

Look at these soldier-cosplaying losers. They are arriving at Home Depot to intimidate and beat-up day laborers looking for work. Just the most absolutely worthless human beings our society is capable of producing.

Ever since I was a kid, competitive and team sports have always felt alienating and sad and weird, to me. I've never enjoyed it in my life, more or less, despite *extensively* trying.

This is correct. Tomatoes do not belong on sandwiches. This includes burgers.

I will take no questions at this time.

I love a well-regulated militia.

It can be hard for the average American to know who to trust.

Needs more caps lock, tbh

"While some accept the modern '100 live scorpions in your mouth is bad' theory, RFK, Jr. embraces the lesser-known '100 live scorpions is good, actually' approach to healthcare."

0% chance Trump wrote that. The reasonable grammar and spelling are a total giveaway. My bet is on Miller.

Merrick Garland is a miserable, worthless loser, who couldn't be arsed to do the one thing that it was his whole-ass job to do. He, as much as anyone else, is responsible for the mess we are in now.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

publications.aap.org/pediatrics/a...

Heh, Poe's law, man. Never fails.

YouTube video by Carter Douglas Senor Chang - Gay (Saying Ha Gay)

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entire block of crowd control barricades arranged to accommodate a long line of people at security, empty

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

To be fair, ICE are assholes dressing up like ICE with the intent to scare people.

The odds that some of these unidentified, masked kidnappers are actually civilian ride-along buddies from the local KKK chapter is 100%.

“Boss, it’s the fascism” is a valid answer to a lot of questions, actually.

“Why are eggs so expensive?” “It’s the fascism.”

“Why do I need my passport to fly to another state?” “Fascism.”

“Why do I have to re-register to vote again?” “Also fascism.”

“Where did my 401k go?” “Fascism again.”

The alt.tasteless incursion into rec.pets.cats. Good times, good times.

In some ways, very little has changed since 90's USENET.

Same trolling and angry flame wars, just now it's all pervasively surveilled and monetized.