RubberMatt

You sure?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkIQ...

Need to make a trip out to my cousins place in Longburton & get some proper farmhouse cider 😋
Now I have a new job can buy the good stuff again

Hippy bidet you absolute unit.

Shale? You're really spoiling the ruminants today.
I wouldn't waste good shale on those feeble, pasty, weird smelling freaks.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I was looking forward to some nice peace and quiet, but the noisy lowlives are still around.

Poc of the dvd of the docudrama Threads

Time for a rewatch.

I thought it was happening, but it just turned out to be trapped wind.

RFK causes autism.

Epstein and Maxwell supplied young girls to the rich & powerful, Trump owned teen beauty pageants.
He wasn't just a client, he was in business with them.

Oh hell, flashbacks to 80s school discos ..... now I have that frelling voice stuck in my head.

Should add this was in Liverpool back when the IRA were still blowing shit up .....

Funny in hindsight, not quite so much at the time.

ffs GWAR were decapitating US presidents all the way back in the early 90s.
I remember the cops showing up at the kebab shop after the gig because I walked in covered head to toe in fake blood.

MBAs aren't worth the toilet paper they're scrawled on.

By the way, autism is not a disease. Existing is not a crime.

A typewritten note that reads: simply surviving your day in this godawful time in history is a massive win. anyone who tells you that it isn't enough needs a solid punch to the groin. you survived your day. we're proud of you.

✨ gnbsky

It's a date.

Ten pounds of rancid custard in a five pound bag.

Rapturous

YouTube video by damneasy Jurassic Park Theme Song (Kazoo Cover)

Turn it to eleven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=itza...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7o4...

nldm color run, an art print by -𝚖𝚘𝚡 Gallery Quality Prints

this was a special request that we're adding to the public side of the shop as well.

our first wall art release that is so entirely color focused.

request was made for either metal or acrylic to make it pop more, but we're enabling paper prints as well.

What I'm wearing to the Rapture...

Listen to Pete.

Less spine than a sea cucumber.

3D render of two women enclosed in featureless shiny black suits incorporating a faceless ovoid mask, reaching towards the viewer

The trap is sprung

A Tylenol box

A drug leaflet that repeatedly says Trump's name is in the Epstein Files

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"

"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"

-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

bsky.app/profile/adam...

An epic tale for the ages.