I.M. Canadian 🇨🇦

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I am.

Who are you at war with?

Tesla is a cult. Don't tell me differently.

It wasn't a hero sandwich, but he's a sandwich hero.

Over 2,000 years... Jesus was a communist.

She's a neolib shill because OP sounds like a misogynist.

Not even a big Parks & Rec fan but this is just the dumbest analysis I've ever heard.

Good.

Congrats from Canada on the win. May consider visiting NYC again if and when you all get rid of the orange one.

I think Americans might slowly be getting the hang of this voting thing. Hopefully they keep learning and don't eff up again like they did last year.

Dafuq?

Always nice to have some good news for a change.

We live in the dumbest fuckin' timeline.

SNAP is a terrible program. Just give poor people money rather than have this complex sadistic system of rules around what they can and can't eat.

You had one job. Just one.

Nothing but good should be said about the dead. Dick Cheney is dead. Good.

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "We Built This City" by Starship

So what does he know? If I constantly responded "I don't know" about basic elements of my job that I should know, I wouldn't expect to still be employed.

Probably the best endorsement for Mamdani is that the Murdoch Post is afraid of him.

Sean Connery as Indiana Jones' dad in The Last Crusade.

Could combine green, red, and yellow.

Third parties aren't being rejected by voters because they've been conditioned by the media. There hasn't been anyone who has built an actual third party that provides voters with an alternative option.

There is no viable third party in the US. As for Canada, at the federal level, there currently is no third party ready for prime time. Maybe NDP under Layton, but not since.

Third parties come in third for a reason.

Honesty thought Adams was already dead.

a man in a suit sitting at a table with the words he admit it written below him Alt: Arrested Development meme: He admit it!

"Don't get lost in the facts" sounds like he's saying it's factual.

I guess if the trump admin dictates what CNN is allowed to report on or not, we know which way Cooper would bend. Did he advise his kids to always give the school bully their lunch money to avoid any hassle?

Quebec and Alberta are currently playing "hold my beer"

Secularism with exceptions for Christianity is not secularism. It's Christian nationalism.