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Outer Wilds as heck

I scored 12/28 on jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

episode 006

So you say you want more episodes of You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride? Well here's two!

Head over to thereri.de right now to play two brand new episodes including "Things That Can Kill You" and "Magic"! And you may recognize the voice of Phil as soon as you know and admire.

share your last 4 played games to expose your gaming habits

Some of my all-time favorite Indie games:

- Hypnospace Outlaw
- Gods Will Be Watching
- Outer Wilds
- Roadwarden

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

A new episode of You Don’t Know Jack: The Re-Ride just landed on thereri.de and this time, we’re heading down to the old ballpark for a look at America’s pastime. No, not electing old morons. This time, it’s all about baseball.

Glad to help. Love the game!

Bit of feedback about today’s puzzle (spoilers, obviously):

it’s not very accessible to people who don’t use the QWERTY layout. The [sixth word] is in an entirely different place in most other layouts and I struggled hard with the following word until I realized what was being asked.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

The Oscars are tonight and to celebrate, my compadres at You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride and I have devised a special Oscars episode of movie and movie-adjacent trivia. This one is quite the challenge. Try it for yourself at thereri.de now!

a'ight I will and my two cents and a ha'penny, as this is my wheelhouse:

a good and undersung adventure game recs list from Ian Bell Danskin, you adventure game sommelier

Methinks this guy should probably rewatch his own video on the “Asshole Singularity”. I see exactly one post from an account worth a damn conjuring discourse about the other app out of thin air, and the call is coming from inside the house.

Bollocks to you current events!

A small marker drawing of the he “Mahna Mahna” Muppet who has purple skin, a mane of orange hair, and a green fur torso or outfit.

Mahna mahna!

The Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Muppets who are pink with eyes on top of their heads, horns, and a furry ruff around their necks.

🎶Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo🎶

same, same

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

This new episode of You Don’t Know Jack: The Re-Ride was one of the most challenging to write since I started. I’d like to see you make a question about the patent for bottle caps funny.

Play it now at thereri.de!

you get one life. make the shit you want to make.

Sure, but that probably goes for anything that involves the phrase “that’s stupid”; never said anything to the contrary. :p

To be fair, “why would you want to do that”/“what are you trying to accomplish” aren’t inherently bad questions; many problems are caused by taking wrong approaches that they can rectify. What we need here is some sort of global “I know what I’m doing” badge that counts across the entire web.

EVERY FORUM POST: How do I do the thing I need to do?
EVERY TOP REPLY: If I understand you correctly [doesn't], I have never needed to do that, so why would you want to?

Weekend vibes 😴

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

Funny comic strip. A duck at a restaurant orders bread. The duck waiter says “great choice”. The menu only contains bread. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.