Nova ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

do you remember the 21st night of september?
i dont.
because i was just born (in 2005)

im 20 now.
yay :3

every time i eat any sort of poultry leg or some such i am whisked back to this post

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom.

If you're not convinced to go to a piercing shop instead of the mall to get a basic ear piercing, hear me out. Besides better hygiene etc, you can get flatback earrings for your first set which are way more comfortable to sleep in.

a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!

This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)

hot take but i dont think you should play valorant if you're gonna be a try-hard and one tap every person you see, especially if you KNOW one of the people on the opposing side is new to the game.

a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."

Good morning✌️🍀

comics !!!!! and also [image↓] but like, comics !!!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

offering apologies that following me is currently a roller coaster of

- shitpost
- the horrors
- shitpost
- shitpost
- the horrors
- read my comic!
- the horrors
- the horrors
- shitpost

my bro is dodging traffic (why are you texting and driving, big fella 🥀) so this will be updated later 🙏🙏🙏

(we moved to discord lol)
as a person, im neutral about steve rogers. he isnt an absolute hero, but he is an avenger. spiderman... isnt, really. also he brought up a different steve rogers?? from earth 1610??? HE HATES STEVE IN A DIFF UNIVERSE and thinks it's justified girl 😭🙏

so im yapping with my friend about steve rogers. he doesnt like him because he's a hypocrite and thinks the world is black and white (no shit? he's an old man?) also i never read the comics (no stores sold any in my area) so that should be mentioned. our chats:

A meme of Sam Reich pointing to a money counter that reads zero from the set of "Fool's Gold".

lookin at you marvel snap

it's done! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) all i need now is a frame and it'll be ready to give to my sister 🩵

rest in peace to the realest man on this earth, Ozzy Osbourne. you'll be missed dearly, i hope where you end up is exactly how you imagined it 🫂🦇

Ozzy Osbourne 🤝 Sabu

Going out on their own terms like the kings they were🤘

I'll miss them both, glad I got to experience this lifetime with them.

Oh my God, Becky, look at this etymology, it is so interesting.

‘Booty’ meaning on💰is from the Middle Low German word ‘būte,’ meaning "distribution, share, plunder."

‘Booty’ meaning 🍑 is from an older English word meaning “buttocks,” later influenced by AAVE.

A happy birthday text to Sam Reich from Andrew Bridgman that reads: "HAPPY GIRTHDAY TO THE C-E-HO OF DROPOUT SAM "ZADDY" REICH. 41 YEARS & 9 MONTHS AGO YOUR PARENTS MADE SOME NOISE AND CHANGED THE GAME BY MAKING THE MAN WHO PUTS THE HO IN HOST. TIME TO RENEW YOUR ANNUAL SUB TO LIFE. DON'T WORRY YOU GET GRANDADDIED IN PRICING. CELEBRATE BY GETTING THAT CAKE ATE AND STRATEGICALLY DISRUPTING THE SUBSCRIPTION STREAMING INDUSTRY. AS THEY SAY THE ONLY WAY TO BEGIN IS BY BEGINNING AND THE ONLY WAY TO FINISH IS BY FINISHING. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HAVE A GREAT BDAY!

andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts

A tweet from me about who should take over for Trevor Noah: “Fucking Josh Johnson. Take a risk. The obvious risk. He’s already doing it. He’s writing it himself every day and doing it on stage putting in the work and making it look effortless. JOSH JOHNSON.”

Josh Johnson is entering the Daily Show host rotation.

I don’t want to brag (I do) but this was me in 2023 when they were trying to find someone to replace Trevor Noah.

discord feature to combat enshittification: SERVER DROWNING. basically you fill a discord server up with water. it puts a watery filter over the messages and all voice chats become distorted and acquatic emojis appear randomly

one of the best moves of Wandavision was to use all the songs (help me Rhonda, daydream believer, the partridge family theme etc) that I use to pretend I'm not depressed in order to demonstrate that Wanda is. this may be very specific to me but it was extremely effective. for me specifically

an unfinished cross stitch project on 14ct aida fabric. it reads: "Fuck Yeah This It You That Me No Every"

hoo boy. hot. dog. (more progress)

your vibe is chaotic but let's be honest, mr green: you're a lawful good

the word "fuck" in cursive, stitched onto 14ct aida fabric

progress 🔥

Me, blue gillet, red T-shirt holding a neon mug with Gay AF printed on it

Happy Monday morning all 🙌🏼

a scene from the Ghibli movie "nausicaä of the valley of the wind." a character is sitting at a desk with her head down, in a room filled with various colourful flora all lit up and giving off a calming glowing effect in a moment of solitude.

Good morning✌️🍀

Grab your popcorn.

One meaning of ‘concession’ is “a right to undertake and profit by a specified activity.”

It's called a 'concession stand' because it has been granted the right to sell food by the theater or stadium.

a singular cursive F, cross stitched onto 14ct aida fabric

so i do cross stitch and my oldest sister wants me to make something for her !!! and i finally started on it :3
but sitting here, with one singular letter done that took me probably ?? 45 collective minutes?? anyway tell me why ts reminds me of that one episode of spongebob where he writes a fancy H