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Okay yeah but tech, ballroom manufacturing, and the child sized zip-tie industry are booming like never before!

Reading Salman Rushdie’s “Midnight’s Children” and realized wait a second, this is Faulkner, and turns out he mentions Faulkner as a literary touchstone. It’s a lot of The Sound and the Fury re: a family’s rise and fall as allegory for national politics with a 1001 Arabian Nights twist.

Man I knew Chinese dynastic politics could get intense but had no idea it got THIS intense

Now THIS is the kind of place where you get into a shootout with the FBI while laying low after robbing the farmer’s credit bank and loan two towns over

Seems psychologically damaging to make actors film holiday episodes before the holiday. Probs lots of dissociation and waking up in strange places around then as the thin membrane between reality and fiction undulates with portent.

JD Vance is impressively unlikable; it needs to be studied by science and physicists.

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

This feels like it was directed at pop culture ignorant religious grandparents to buy for their grandkids thinking they were moralist cartoons and I applaud The Simpsons for that kind of subversion

I’m mostly lies I tell myself

Darkness and cold, darkness and cold
Rolled in through the holes in the stories I told

A fun Halloween treat would be euthanasia ya know for the kids erroneously brought into a world of horrors foisted upon them by the curse of consciousness due to people mistaking genetically encoded hormonal horniness for a spiritual mandate

Elon Musk tells Joe Rogan that he may not see the Aurora Borealis that is, at this time of year, this time of day, in Musk’s part of the country, localized entirely within his kitchen

steel tariffs probably hitting the razors in candy fans this year. They’re gonna have to use plain ol’ circus peanuts to try and kill kids like our ancestors used to, I guess

That guy who ate a plane was only half impressive because the other half I reserve for if he had rebuilt the plane out of his shit. Maybe AI can make that happen?

A lactose intolerant run in Skyrim would be impossible for me. Consuming whole cheese wheels 20 at a time is all that tethers my character to life in both body and spirit.

I’ll be like a sin eater but for hydration I’ll drink all the water you don’t want to I’ll pee all the pee that’s too bothersome all for a low monthly fee

I mean, the size of her pupils in this picture given the lighting strongly suggests she does. She also seems to have a personality disorder of some sort that her drug use is likely exacerbating.

This is what I’m saying! Turn off subtitles and audio and these folks’ body language is way more revealing than you’d anticipate. Few are trained actors so they have difficulty maintaining a mask besides cursory signaling gleaned from charismatic Pentecostalism.

Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦

📹: Keeper Kristyn

#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin

that Usha Vance's life is going to be sacrificed as training for an apprentice to the guy who hosted a show called The Apprentice and that I used a pop-culture reference to explain it shows how much reality has collapsed into a parody of narrative in a post-structural kinda way

Usha Vance is in her Count Dooku "Do it!" moment of realization of what her life was, is, and is about to become

When Trump won I joked that Gen Z was about to learn why millennials are "like that" and welp...

Bagel the dachshund-mix is dressed as a bottle of Everything But The Bagel seasoning blend, making him collectively Everything

Happy Halloween from Bagel!

This year he's Everything.

#DailyDoggo #Dachsky

An ex-boss of mine spent a week with him at Mar-a-Lago trying to hash out a show for NBC in the late 00s and she said he would constantly bring up "the marble" out of nowhere in discussions. He's strangely obsessed with it.

Funny enough, I first started this with Obama because he was such a great orator that I thought it mis-directed me from his emotions and the content of what he was saying

over the last 10 years I've developed a habit of watching pundit vids without audio or subtitles to just watch body language and see if I can spot what it is they're "saying" and when they "say it" and it's been way more revealing than I would've anticipated

Billy Corgan being at war with pumpkins on a very real, existential level is hilarious to me for some reason.

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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Tonight is basically The Purge to Billy Corgan for the pumpkins are at their strongest as the veil between monster and squash becomes thin; they yearn to devour the smashing boot. Nay!!!They SHALL!

JD Vance is the personification of gamergate in a Weird Science way.