Professor Diablo

“get ready with me!” bitch no I can barely get myself ready

become unemployable

every fear that no one will let u on is an admission that u wouldn’t let someone in

drivers need to be mass reeducated on how to zipper merge

i would really like to know what this society does to hot girls to make them act the way they do

i don’t think a new apartment is really yours until you cry in it.

“omg did u know that tweety bird is actually male”
bitch where i’m from tweety bird is canonically a butch les chola that would fuckin stomp your ass for saying that.

I see a future where this man interacts with a sledge hammer and rocks in a gravel quarry at the reeducation camp.

fwiw I still believe that good teaching practices are necessarily LLM proof (i teach middle school so i know the game is different). what truly astounds me is how obsessed my district is with using LLMs. even my content lead (in ELA!) was praising it. i feel like im going insane.

vietnam still setting booby traps for gringos in the year 2025. JDPON stays winning

“the sandwich guy is a veteran” “the subway guy is a DOJ employee” ok so he made some bad decisions in the past, that doesn’t mean his actions weren’t justified

the computer is an abomination before the eyes of the lord and should be hidden beneath the desk to live out its life in quiet ignominy.

from my friend

so fucked up when u meet someone that is exactly your type and then u realize that your type actually kind of sucks lol

Columbia Sportswear legal team: “Columbia is weak now, it is time to fulfill our destiny !”

“Capitalism drives innovation”
the innovation:

my favorite evil thing to do is to pretend i don’t know anything about something every body knows about in the hopes that they realize how stupid it sounds. just made my neighbor explain the point of a ring camera lol

instagram reels should stop showing me hot girls that play the bass unless it is going to give them my phone number

the zoomer version of a “cry in the car song” is a twerk on a scooter song

haven’t seen the new superman but i already know what im going to say: a more radical film would be one where superman is unequivocally the fascist and he demonstrates that justice is a question of political power

not only that, but every querulous, cowardly appeal for moderation, good optics, from wet toilet paper liberals was also developed as a response to Black radicalism.

I’m reading Radio Free Dixie by Timothy Tyson and every single page is a reminder that every atrocity we see committed by ICE, the police, the IDF, GHF, and all their mercenaries, paramilitaries and lackeys was pioneered and perfected by the Klan and their accomplices in the South.

there should be a hinge prompt that says “in this house we believe…”

the world cannot afford to wait for the usa to fall

how come when i type “gulp,” it doesn’t get replaced with this emoji: 😳? i thought we lived in the future

first thing you learn actually protesting. i remember the first day if the uprising in may 2020. we were doing absolutely nothing when the first tear gas canisters started to fly.

just heard somebody say “that was like the most boring uber driver ever.” like driving your drunk ass around isn’t enough, they’ve got to put on a show for you too ?