republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
@heyimjess.bsky.social
Petter of dogs. Interpreter of tiny humans. Drinker of champagne. Overthinker of all things.
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, itโll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
18.02.2025 15:44 โ ๐ 8094 ๐ 513 ๐ฌ 215 ๐ 291. Jared Kushner raised $2 billion from the Saudi government and is now funneling the money to his father-in-law, partnering with the Trump Organization to build Trump Tower Belgrade
It is one of the most corrupt deals in political history
And it has been virtually ignored by large media outlets
Now I have to stop shopping at Target ๐ฃ
25.01.2025 18:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Cool cool cool.
24.01.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Occasional reminder that thereโs no, โitโs too late, its overโ for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesnโt go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
09.01.2025 01:18 โ ๐ 36294 ๐ 10452 ๐ฌ 439 ๐ 338