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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

Any guess what Patel flies in?

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

CNN Speaker Johnson I don’t know montage

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Be nice if someone gave him what he wishes on others

Fucking disgusting. No doubt Trump will also be “on it” for pediatric cancer cases where trials for children have been cancelled.

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣

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This might be true…

Kristi Noem says no Americans have been arrested or detained by ICE. 🤥🤥🤥

The best independent count says >170 U.S. citizens were held by immigration agents in the last 9 months.

Just a few documented cases:

This is exactly why they’re dumbing down schools in red states…

Just when I think Pete Hegseth is the worst person in the Trump administration, Kristi Noem says something, and I change my mind, then Pam Bondi says something, then JD Vance says something, then Stephen Miller says something, but then Donald Trump says something. Contest over.

This!!

Great job, Trump: you got Beijing to “commit” to 25 tons of U.S. soybeans a year—LESS than the ~26 tons purchased in 2024.
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A 4% decline & you claim victory as the master negotiator after 9 months of chest-thumping & killing 2025 sales for broke farmers.

Laughter & champagne in China today.

Are JD Vance and Speaker Mike Johnson engaged in a "Lie-Off," where they must compete to see who can tell the most shameless lies the most relentlessly? If so, it's very competitive.

Recall when we had a president who was a decent human being? Seems so remote and novel now.

Trump with President Xi of China today who is 5’11” tall. Trump continues his claim to be 6’3”.

And Trump next to Prince William who is verified to be 6’3”.

What kind of insecure asshole has to lie about his height?

WTF???

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

Yeah, you guys are really cranking out the people’s work Mike. Thanks.

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What a f**king clown.

Bystanders Horrified by Slightly-Too-Honest AI Billboard — Futurism

A joke? Sort of. 🤔
apple.news/AuUn2qX0KSZu...

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The Home Depot continues to allow ICE to terrorize the communities they pretend to serve. Let’s show them the same kindness we did to target!

use the website boycotthomedepot.network and the toolkit at bit.ly/boycotthomed... to spread the word!

Trump's approval rating on the economy takes hit because of shutdown, inflation, CNBC survey finds Americans' views on the economy turned more negative in the third quarter with deepening concerns about jobs, inflation and the outlook.

A new poll shows Americans blame Trump and Republicans over Democrats for the shutdown 53%-37%. (Independents blame Trump by a nearly 3-to-1 margin, 58%-21%.).

People aren’t dumb.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”

Awaiting law enforcement.

Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress 28 days ago with 70% of the vote yet Mike Johnson refuses to swear in. This is a continuation of the GOP's rejection of democracy.