Maggie The Shipley

lie cheat and steal podcast scooped these guys

It’s pretty wild that this is 3 different dudes.

If I could run a country, we’d have a compulsory service draft but it’d be so everyone has to work 12-18 months in the service industry.

Time to swear in Adelita Grijalva, let her cast the final vote to release the Epstein files!

Finally started the Interview with the Vampire series this weekend and honestly Louis and Claudia (and Lestat) don’t eat enough racists for my liking.

Ain’t no way I’d be eating rats and cats in Jim Crow New Orleans.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

A familiar scene.

> @newyorker.com

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

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Hey American Friends: Yearly reminder that applications for Toys for Tots need to be submitted before Thanksgiving.

Documented people who are pulled out of their vehicles and thrown on the ground before they are even asked for their documents should call the police on ICE because that’s not “reasonable suspicion,” it’s just assault.

This brought me joy—had to share: Chicago fire dept chases ICE away

people talk about the nuremberg trials and stuff but there are just as many if not more instances of people just having to live next to the people that killed their families for the rest of their lives even if the totalitarian regime ends up falling. indonesia and cambodia come to mind

Yom Kippur is a day of reflection, of forgiveness, of restoration. This year, may we all pray for a better, kinder, more peaceful future.

Wishing all who observe across the five boroughs and the world a meaningful, easy fast. G’mar chatimah tovah.

In France, cheerleaders wave apple apples

If no one ever interacts with this, I’ll assume I’ve been shadow banned and they’re making my movie

If Ryan Coogler ever blesses us with a Sinners spin-off, I hope it’s a poignant caper where the Choctaw Vampire Hunters have to protect Hozier.

Part One: I Can't Tell You What's Coming

It is an extremely good idea for everyone I know to listen to today’s episode of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff.

A lot of people will agree that we need a general strike, but many of those will point out we don’t have resources on stockpile for a strike.

That’s why I’m proposing a new strategy: a general strike and rampant shoplifting.

This was just last month and we have already memoryholed it. A cop killed by an antivaxxer.

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

Another day spent living life so thousands upon thousands of strangers don’t cheer for my untimely demise. 😮‍💨

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT MY CAT