Justin

A black domestic long hair cat named Zeke curled up tightly and sleeping on a couch

Goodnight

A screenshot from Lies of P showing Pinocchio holding a sword looking at lit hotel through fog

A screenshot from Lies of P showing Pinocchio in an art deco styled city with a monorail car dangling on a track above him

Started Lies of P. It’s pretty cool so far!

I liked it too. I remember people screaming “it doesn’t even look like the same guy” even though every other game that gen had you playing as that same guy. He grew some hair on his head and face, it’s not that different but people lost it

A black domestic long hair cat named Zeke curled up on a grey couch and yawning, looking like he’s screaming in the still

Credit Farming - Halo Reach
Oil on canvas.

There has to be a better shorthand to say “I am not a lawyer” than IANAL. I read that acronym like I, Robot every single time

A forum thread titled ‘If I got married in 2005 my 20th anniversary is 2026 right NOT THIS YEAR RIGHT?’

The first post in that thread from a user named Soapbox. “Am I fucked cause I don’t know how to count?”

My family could use some good vibes right now

Fun fact: Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword was the only one I had played before this year

I don’t think I can articulate how insane I feel on a daily basis whenever I read the news. Just an endless parade of the worst, cruelest ideas I’ve ever heard carried out in broad daylight by the worst people alive and so many people unwilling to call it out for what it is.

Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

PEEL IT BACK
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER

time for lunch 😋

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

Sending all my best to you and your family

Oh OK, that makes much more sense.

That is not good, especially since a lot of Nvidia cards have 8gb or 12gb total.

I had to play it for a review and I wasn’t even sure I’d be able to finish it. No idea how people played with the limited lives mode, I died over 90 times on that last level.

A black and white cat lounging with a tired, unimpressed look, resting one paw casually in front.

Another long day… The usual, please

Frame #672 from E44 Band Contest

Midsommar (2019)
dir. Ari Aster

It’s so frustrating because the game is phenomenal and the people who made it are passionate, care about games, and love talking about their influences but bozos keep swinging it around like a weapon against other games.

@MartinShkreli: dooo itttt @laserboat999: Martin. 2 terabyte SSD. Overnight. NOW

@laserboat999: Pick up the phone @MartinShkreli [2 attached screenshots, one showing that the phone is calling Martin Shkreli, the other a text from Martin Shkreli, reading "Wtf"]

A text conversation with Martin (M) and laserboat999 (L) M: Wtf L: Wouldn't you say I've earned it my brother M: I'm not sure L: Can you reach out to him on my behalf M: I can, have you tried bill ackman? He's pretty generous

he somehow got martin shkrelis number lol this is so good

@sama gpt-oss is out! we made an open model that performs at the level of o4-mini and runs on a high-end laptop (WTF!!) (and a smaller one that runs on a phone). super proud of the team; big triumph of technology. @laserboat999 Sam. You, me. The Amalfi Coast. ME: Double fernet on the rocks, club soda to taste. YOU: One delightfully sweetbitter negroni, stirred 2,900,000,000 revolutions counter-clockwise, one for each hertz of the NVIDIA 5090 in the gaming PC you will buy and ship to my house @sama ok this was funny, send me your address and ill send you a 5090

@laserboat999: Sláinte, Mister Altman. Pleasure doin' biz with you. You'll be hearing from my press secretary forthwith [An attached image drawing incomprehensible connections between laserboat999 and various tech and political figures] Quoted tweet by @sama: ok this was funny, send me your address and ill send you a 5090

@laserboat999 Thank you for your attention to this matter [An attached image drawing incomprehensible connections between various tech and political figures] Quoted post @nabeelqu: I followed you back. To confirm delivery you must first produce one of those deranged satanic image meme things though. @nabeelqu: [An attached image showing a confirmed Amazon order for 32GB of RAM]

@laserboat999: This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me Quoted post from @theo: Congrats you now have a blue check [An attached screenshot of twitter blue/X premium being gifted to laserboat999]

currently amazed watching this guy on twitter slowly build a whole gaming PC by just asking big tech accounts to buy and ship him parts

Love The Void!

Yep! More than once

I have not. Adding it to the list!

2 spooky 4 me

Or anything with some weird monsters in them

In the mood for some good cosmic horror but all the recommendations are of movies I've already seen :(

Anyone have some good suggestions? Can be any medium, doesn't matter to me