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Bad writer but good person.

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In a country where both major parties are captured by the ultra-rich, you may be surprised how rarely "hose the ultra-rich" is on the ballot at all!

17.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Won an award at work for always being the first to say "yes I can see your screen"

17.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's underrated superpower is the disabling effect he has on others from constantly appearing to be in the verge of self-immolation.

15.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Benefits of Rednote:
1) AI videos are tagged
2) lots of videos of little moles scurrying around

14.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woodchipper, feet first*

*in hell, after their soul has been found wanting by The Lord

14.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2027 salary increases will be obsolete but your total compensation package will include the phrase "unlimited toilet paper"

14.11.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The idiot pedophiles want you to think workers are incapable of running society themselves

14.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
13.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9106    πŸ” 3329    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 45

...dawg they're talking about the president of the united states and whether or not he can successfully spin the allegations that he's a pedo like it's college gameday what the fuck is wrong with america

13.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked them up on wiki to see where they originated and was not prepared for the truth.

13.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 will always be the year I learned the butternut squash is a berry that was invented in the 1940s.

13.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"The place that signs my checks? Uh yeah, I think I'm a *little* more informed about whether it's a corrupt institution than some ~rando~"

13.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Schumer knew it was his last chance to fold before his opponent was outed as a member of an especially dumb ring of pedophiles.

13.11.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replaying Hades a bit and it's remarkable how this theme makes every bit of progress enjoyable in a way that doesn't happen in the sequel.

12.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitmentsβ€”which is before you get to all the accusations.

12.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2822    πŸ” 603    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

This is sort of how I feel about my son.

12.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him

11.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the idea of a corrupt coach who constantly blows games for the mafia but keeps his job bc the press covers his losses the same way they cover Democrat capitulation.

10.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her: Describe your perfect date

Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.

08.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe you just have nerve damage from all the haptic feedback.

08.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only guy here who actually likes the GEICO gecko.

08.11.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks are gonna get a lot of use out of this one.

08.11.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every poll at the time pointed to Trump being the only Republican who could lose to Clinton (and Clinton being the only politician who could lose to Trump).

08.11.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a similar system going with my son.

07.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hades 2 has a ton of great, well-executed ideas and should be commended, it's just a shame the team chose a story that doesn't play to their strengths or suit the gameplay customs it inherited.

07.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The writing and voicework are extremely good in Hades 2, it's just that it's like if a quirky comedic drama had an action movie sequel. 2's core idea is "what if a bad guy fucked everything up" so all the dialog is just "bad guy is really bad" "how can we stop bad guy", boring stuff.

07.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zagreus is a privileged brat; he blithely chats with the monsters of hell, gives his friends contraband nectar, listens to and solves their problems. It's all a middle finger to his overbearing dad. MelinoΓ« is an assassin bred for revenge; she only does these things as legacy obligation.

07.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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