Jason McMaster

they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix

avocado toast eating motherfuckers

it's been a pretty bad time here

kid about to punch pro-ice kid

Be Okay

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

House passes funding bill to end longest-ever government shutdown The House on Wednesday night passed a bill that will fund the government through Jan. 30. President Donald Trump is expected to sign it later Wednesday night.

Chuck folded on Nov 12 and they did this to those kids 4 days later. Fucking piece of shit.

Chuck Schumer got ICE paid in November when he folded

I mean, I guess, to be fair, if you're going to terminate Jason, might as well do it on Friday the 13th

YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke Darmine Doggy Door Full Sketch | I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson | Netflix Is a Joke

The last part of this sketch is the most true shit I've seen in so long

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So, this is weird, but I got let go from my job today.

I am available for high level medical IT and game writing. Together at last!

And one day, under his tutelage, those skaters shall kill Superman

a murder of mobys

I am job free the way to be

You should have to have a special endorsement to back into a public parking space

Town I live in has these spaces you can only back in to. Fucking weirdos.

A photo of RFK Jr. with a quote. "I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats." Trump's Health Secretary RFK Jr.

The guy in charge of our public health btw

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

YouTube video by MsAnonn Devo - Head Like a Hole

Happy Friday

@Glinner Subscribe Alan Dershowitz received the Samizdat Prize alongside me yesterday and he tried to distance himself from my views on stage! Like Ardal O'Hanlon, I asked him what he disagreed with and he spluttered and changed the subject. To be fair to him, I did get the impression he's being bamboozled by his son, who apparently doesn't even think women should have fair sports. Still, a giant of a man in many ways, just not this one.

When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner

Man. Not unexpected, especially compared to some other recent ones, but what a bummer.

So very good

Matt Walsh • @MattWalshBlog • 39m X Having the halftime show for your biggest game of the year in a language almost none of your lifelong fans can understand, while waving the flags of countries that none them are from, is the biggest fuck you that l've ever seen a corporation give to its own consumers • 972 The Toon Libertarian * @ToonLibertarian X.com Unreal. I felt insulted and slightly threatened.

The softest people.

FIFA will be awarding a trophy to Kid Rock for Best Lip Synch By a White Dude Over 55 in Jorts.

Dude lip synched the whole thing in jorts.

I’m okay with this as a use of my tax dollars if the troops/theater goers are in full night combat gear and pictures are shared with the public.

HOME ESPN FOX NBC MORE E Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be "This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible." F 2.6.26 #PMSLIV PAT MCAFEE SHOW ** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO ** SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE Credit: The Pat McAfee Show By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026

tfw you leave Plato’s cave

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It's like when the computer wouldn't give the rich guys and the professor a golden ticket in Willy Wonka

What do you have to do to get to this point in your life? OR better yet, bet the guy going "AWWW YEAHHHH" in the background.