Minott Kerr

If the mustard didn't splat, what harm was that?

Surprised he heard about it.

Do they take reservations? What’s the signature cocktail?

National Guard troops patrolling DC made themselves useful this morning:

Pushed a dead BMW out of traffic on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Not obvious to me however that this needed to be a military function.

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

[Exit Clown.]

"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.

If it doesn't split, you must acquit.

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So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation

Let’s never forget that 4500 US troops and about 200,000 Iraqi civilians died because Dick Cheney and his crew successfully deployed lies to grease the way to the Iraq invasion. He exploited post-9/11 fear and conned the public to launch a disastrous war. That’s his legacy.

Hey ADL, antisemitism?

By “on the job every day” he means hiding at home to prevent the release of the Epstein files

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch

My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”

Yep, the UCI reg banning puppy paw pose definitely important in contexts like this. Though imagine the aero loss when implementing it in here!!

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute learned that the Government of Ontario, Canada, created an ad campaign using selective audio and video of President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Radio Address to the Nation on Free and Fair Trade," dated April 25, 1987. The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address, and the Government of Ontario did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute is reviewing its legal options in this matter. We encourage you to watch President Reagan's unedited video on our YouTube channel.

The post from the Reagan Foundation is just complete gibberish.

The ad did not, in fact, misrepresent Reagan's views. But the idea that anyone needs the Reagan Foundation's goddamn permission to use the publicly broadcast official remarks of a former president and/or edit them for brevity is crazy

Any Reagan Foundation staff, and any lawyers who help them, should be named and humiliated into the Stone Age, made socially and legally radioactive, if they try any bullshit.

Interesting, i was here mid-May and there was a large number then as well. I wonder if then there were on their way north (then they were feasting on what seemed to be some large hawk or maybe juvenile eagle carcass)

Tree w/three turkey vultures

On walk today on eastern side of Lake Champlain, there were more than a dozen. Couldn’t get down to the shore to see what they were interested in.
@allthebeset.bsky.social friends of your friends maybe?

When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.

Well, visiting family in the Champlain Valley & just drove by a dairy farm outside of Vergennes, and gotta say the cows there kinda smell just like I remember them. Then again my sense of smell’s been a bit off lately.

In a good way!

Any federal judge who thinks he deserves the slightest bit of deference when it comes to sending troops into American cities should be immediately disbarred and have their law degree revoked

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.