Samantha

they're eating the CHECKS! they're eating BHANCES

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21.02.2025 19:11 — 👍 7565    🔁 1670    💬 61    📌 51

Elon Musk is developing a new payment platform called “X Money.”

Guess which agency would be making sure that Elon’s new project couldn’t scam you or steal your sensitive personal data? The CFPB.

13.02.2025 15:44 — 👍 3925    🔁 1035    💬 152    📌 59

Peak adulting is spending hours researching vacuum cleaners on a Sunday.

10.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bottom side towards the camera is the head. 😂

10.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could see it. 🐎

10.02.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our DM made miniatures of Toast for our 2nd session and I'm crying, AND a barrel stealth version. 😭

Toast doing a barrel roll to trip enemies has been my favorite action.

10.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.

03.02.2025 20:14 — 👍 7853    🔁 189    💬 214    📌 20

Pad of white Post-it notes on my knee (wearing denim jeans), in our living room. A question mark is written on the top sheet.

If I were to weaponize post-it notes, like adhering them randomly to products in stores or something, what kind of resistance messages might I write on them? The idea appeals because “free speech” and not vandalism, but….

29.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 1

Now that we've had our first session, let me introduce my latest D&D character: Toast, the Inquisitive Rogue Automaton.

Yes, they hide in their copper, barrel body and can literally do a barrel roll.

26.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was troubleshooting a website issue that was only occurring on Microsoft's browser.

Turned out it was an Edge case.

24.01.2025 11:55 — 👍 550    🔁 36    💬 26    📌 1

On the rare occasion I find time to draw anything these days I almost invariably have a moment of surprise like "oh wait holy shit I'm good at drawing actually!"

I keep expecting to have lost the ability.

23.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 959    🔁 44    💬 29    📌 5

Don't worry guys, I have an idea

~Unplugs the whole United Sates, waits a few second, plugs it back on~

23.01.2025 13:36 — 👍 2825    🔁 219    💬 110    📌 22

Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.

23.01.2025 17:03 — 👍 14456    🔁 3264    💬 163    📌 80

Orc watching the latest episode of #dungeonsanddragqueens on @dimension20.bsky.social with me. ❄️🐉 He's mesmerized.

24.01.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's be friends on Finch! Meet your emotional support companion to finally make daily self care fun! Take care of your pet by taking care of yourself!

If anyone uses Finch,
I recently started using it!

Friend Code: SSQ19MG8AV
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23.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0