Francis Heaney

Probably more like there have always been tons of grids with ASS in them but Will just stopped editing it out

The only version of it available was taped off a scrambled cable channel for some reason.

Thanks for playing, all! The answer (revealed after many filler paragraphs, of course) is E: it was not as good as the writer remembered.

The tracking on my vcr doesn’t work anymore

It reminds me too much of the time several of my co-workers were turned into small cubes and crushed into dust by ancient beings from the Andromeda Galaxy, and I just cannot deal.

It has sequences of flashing lights and I have a seizure disorder

Because the electromagnetic waves that constitute the broadcast are now 59 light years from Earth

A Screenrant headline: "The 1966 Episode That Made Me Love Star Trek Is Hard to Watch Today"

Clickbait multiple choice! Why is this episode "hard to watch today"?

a) It's not available on streaming
b) It's kinda sexist and/or racist
c) My eyesight is worse than it used to be
d) I can't watch it today because I'm busy but maybe tomorrow?
e) It's not as good as I remember

Eric Adams Endorses Andrew Cuomo for Mayor, Calling Him His “Brother” With early voting in the mayoral election just two days away and the final debate now history, Eric Adams endorsed

I'm sure the media genealogists will be all over this FALSE CLAIM

Whoever was responsible for that should be sent to a penitenauntry

Tsk, even when you correct the typo, it's still incorrect -- should have been "pervert", not "perverse"

Cover of Merriam-Webster's All Caps dictionary, a red background with a white circle and text for people who are mad.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

🎵 His low appeal, he didn't research it / But here's the deal, he's just a piece o' shit 🎶

This seems right in line with other right-wing jurisprudence, such as "even though it's been the norm for years and years with no issues, now that I'm thinking about it the idea of a trans woman using women's bathrooms bothers me, therefore it should be illegal"

Does Frank Black get a co-composer credit on Actually Romantic

This interpretation makes "I'm not leaving unless you come with me" VERY ominous (though honestly it's sketchy no matter what)

How have I previously failed to know this fact

This was a really fun conversation. I don’t get too many chance to talk about puzzles as independent media, but I really believe in the point and Phil is a pretty brilliant interlocutor.

His own privately commissioned (and heavily NDA'd) Rifftrax for The Day the Clown Cried

Babe, wake up, the Supreme Court's version of "Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal" just dropped

A headline from Mother Jones: Anti-Vax Groups Struggle to Explain How Tylenol Fits In With Their Whole Thing

A paragraph from that Mother Jones article: Since President Trump’s rambling Monday announcement about the supposed cause of autism and a purported new treatment, anti-vaccine groups have grappled with what the administration’s latest revelations mean for their movement. While some MAHA activists appeared to be overjoyed that the president had brought their cause to a national stage, others were frustrated that it was Tylenol, and not vaccines, that took the brunt of the blame.

Guys, if you can't pivot your entire worldview on a dime to accommodate the latest piece of incoherent cognitive dissonance, I have to question your commitment to even being a conspiracy theorist

From a legislative body which includes an elected trans representative yet

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

Fuck yes to this

coates is genuinely a generational writer

I still dream of Natural Lawson

Yesterday's piece from @jamellebouie.net is the only high-profile piece I've seen that specifically discusses the watchlist, its effect on academics, and its effect on public attitudes toward academia as a whole. (gift link)

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/o...

all these people with material power in some sector and the genuine belief that they are indispensable to America and should therefore be untouchable by the Rabble™️ lost their whole minds during the brief window when they thought a Rabble™️ might have notched a hit against their brother Charlie

The WSJ carelessly spread anti-trans misinformation The Wall Street Journal’s fuckup while covering Charlie Kirk’s killing needs more than an editor’s note.

did a little media criticism www.theverge.com/politics/777...