Shubel Morgan

Let’s be real: approximately ten seconds after you told Tolkien that Catholics couldn’t go to Mass because they were afraid of being disappeared by agents of the government, he’d be out there protesting.

Bugs Bunny saying "no."

Counterpoint:

Willy nilly, you come up with this stuff.

Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson declaring I got a fever and the only prescription is a dictatorship of the proletariat

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It's because they're all fucking widebody chodes. Shit's probably airsoft.

Dumb motherfucker can't even speak grammatical English.

Bezos and the Walmart family have 800 billion dollars between them and don't pay taxes to speak of, but sure, the perceived shortages are the dudes trimming your lawns.

You ignorant fucks

The 70-year-old Frasier star revealed that he recently welcomed his eighth child — his fourth with 46-year-old wife Kayte Walsh — on a recent episode of Danielle Fishel, Will Friedle, and Rider Strong's Pod Meets World podcast.

What a sentence, each word more exquisite than the last

My late mother's closest cousins were always addressed as "aunt" and their husbands were "uncle" and we are the whitest fuckers alive.

And it will make zero difference.

Driving into any building in Columbus can only improve it.

Ohio has a new Distracted Driving law that prohibits you from looking at your phone while in the car

And also the Columbus police have "JOIN THE CPD" QR codes on the backs of their SUVs

This is not a dream... not a dream.

Drumhead.

This, of course, assumes that Dems WANT to defund ICE.

The thing about bearded men in dresses and angry dykes with shaved heads is that they're good, actually.

And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

They can take our lives but they can't take our mocking rage-laughter. On the whole, though, I'd prefer they didn't take our lives. To that end, I am making moves.

Tell it it's very interesting and that you'd like to subscribe to its' newsletter. If that doesn't work, nuke it. Low temp, like 10-15 minutes.

one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death

The gelatin looked at you, Jerry?

"Hi, I'm a boomer who thinks Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page invented the blues. I went to college to avoid the draft, drink beer, and get laid. 66% was my GPA in a couple of ways. I'm going to run off at the mouth now. I will frame this as education because I am a passive-aggressive shitheel."

Putin has assembled all his anti ballistic missiles systems around Moscow.. specifically Kremlin

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

A lot of people outside the UK positing the name of Soldier F. They know his name because it is in Hansard. If you are in the UK, you best not utter it.

Who the state protects tells you everything about that state & they have protected him from the minute he started shooting innocent people

YouTube video by David Frost WAR GAMES - Piss on a Sparkplug

youtu.be/Rnhv4cF4Gb8?...

Christ, that took an ugly turn.

Man wearing shirt labelled sickos saying yes...ha ha ha...yes