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Slamming in the back of my Dragula indicates a continued commitment to car-centric infrastructure and we need to be shifting funding and resources towards Going off the rails on a Crazy Train

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You call it a "hostile work environment" I call it the

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"

Ethan Van Sciver's pencils on the last 12 volumes were gorgeous though 🤌

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Also most voters have just never thought remotely seriously about policy. “Should we get rid of illegal immigrants? Well, of course; they’re illegal!” There’s nothing deeper than that going on until they start seeing what that actually entails.

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

Juxtaposition of two headlines side by side on a browser homepage. The one on the left reads: "The McDonald's McRib is Back--But There's A Major Catch." The one on the right reads: "At least 27 people sickened and 6 dead in latest US listeria outbreak."

Read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison in 11th grade and it was the first time I really realized that Great Important Literature could also be funny as shit

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Way to go Justin. Sam the Clam was dead! He was dead and his soul sealed inside his eternal tomb! And you had to go and speak the name and unleash him once more upon the mortal world! 🙄

Every day I read some shit that makes me think I will go crazy if the people responsible for this aren't jailed or hanged within my lifetime and then that thought is immediately followed by the realization that there will be no consequences

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When you recount this election day:

This is my OJ Trial

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

Whoever wins, we all win

guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes

I can hear the slurs they so badly wanted to print trying to escape from behind the limp af "men with bad ideas"

There are like 4 Schwimmers in one shot

John Fetterman: (eating the grass) Moooo

Not saying you need to be happy about the white house thing but I do think its a little embarrassing if thats the MAIN thing you're upset about right now

Coining the phrase "an Israeli ceasefire" it refers to when you say you're doing a thing and then you just don't do it

Hell yeah classic heist. 10/10 no notes.