Don't forget competence. Competence is manly.
24.02.2026 14:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Twitter is also feeding me sites I've previously blocked for this and other offensive behaviors. I doubt if "block" means anything anymore.
23.02.2026 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If he were capable of being a normal president...
23.02.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gee, maybe they could name one the 'Amistad.'
22.02.2026 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I knew it. I'm glad I voted for you, for you're obviously a good man and a complete MN hockey puck.
22.02.2026 16:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Let's try this again π
Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.
I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?
21.02.2026 16:32 β π 13670 π 3472 π¬ 881 π 186
Eye in the Sky, Alan Parsons Project
21.02.2026 15:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What "diplomatic efforts," and what are they intended to accomplish?
21.02.2026 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Whale math.
20.02.2026 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WRONG.
20.02.2026 20:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's quite obvious -- the tissue and toilet roll knew their eventual fates, and in an excess of despair, they took their own lives.
20.02.2026 17:41 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Like we US consumers are ever going to get a dime back.
20.02.2026 17:36 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Guns? What guns? Oh, by the way, I happen to own a fully functional crossbow.
18.02.2026 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Apparently they killed YouTube for it?
18.02.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An oubliette or an omelet?
16.02.2026 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
15.02.2026 19:59 β π 45938 π 12965 π¬ 1143 π 684
Does this administration hire people based on how batcrap stupid they are? Because if they did, the outcome wouldn't be much different.
15.02.2026 16:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. That pedo slob hasn't paid taxes for years.
10.02.2026 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Muppet happily vegging out on multicolored throw, in her new cat bed.
Can't believe I finally got it right. Taking a hint from a friend, I got Muppet a heated cat bed, and she's actually using it!
The afghan is mine, so that it "smells righ5."
09.02.2026 19:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Increasingly, ads DO assume complete stupidity on the part of the viewer. I can count on one hand the TV ads I've seen lately that don't treat me like an idiot.
09.02.2026 17:13 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
That's good to know! I hope more people in Illinois see your post and speak up themselves with their own knowledge here. Here in NJ we also have state elected who are far more interested in keeping their heads down than doing the work. That needs to change. Our lives depend on it.
09.02.2026 15:55 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Krishnamoorthi has accepted more than $90,000 in contributions from Trump and MAGA donors, like Palantir. He also voted for House Resolution 488, which was to condemn the antisemitic attacks in Boulder but I included a section thanking ICE officers for their service.
09.02.2026 15:34 β π 41 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
I live in Raja's district and have been paying attention for a few years now. From where I sit, he seems to keep his head down when anything important is happening. I think, if elected, he will play to protect himself. That's not an endorsement.
09.02.2026 15:50 β π 31 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Given a choice, I'd rather see him impeached, convicted, and forgotten.
09.02.2026 03:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Or a volcano. A volcano plugging party would be good.
07.02.2026 16:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anybody remember phonograph records? He's one who keeps repeating the same old riff. His mind is gone.
05.02.2026 14:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You haven't seen some of the middle-aged women in the burbs.
04.02.2026 23:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Imagine how confused and angry he must have been when they told him a democracy must be destroyed in stages.
04.02.2026 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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