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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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Whenever I hear Trump, Johnson, or any other Republican complain about SNAP, or try to regulate what hungry people are allowed to buy I think of something Oscar Wilde said: “…to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”

Chief Shakopee III looking dignified while wearing a frayed blanket in custody at Fort Snelling 1865, Minnesota Historical Society

Sepia toned photograph of a forlorn Wa-kan-o-zhan-zhan (Medicine Bottle) wearing a sweater and covered in a blanket while in custody at Fort Snelling, 1865.

#OnThisDay Nov 11, 1865: Chief Shakopee (Little Six) and Wa-kan-o-zhan-zhan (Medicine Bottle), leaders during the 1862 US-Dakota War, are executed at Fort Snelling. They had been captured in Canada by Major Edwin A. C. Hatch, who had no authority to detain them, and returned to Minnesota for trial.

if one guy is a nazi and you're the guy hired to beat the nazis but at every turn you refuse to actually fight the nazis, you're nearly as much of a problem as the fucking nazis.

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A new cartoon! It's an Ambulatory Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day miracle!

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Dead on.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

Or swear in a new member of Congress who was elected two weeks ago

BlackRock Just Bought a Minnesota Utility On Friday, state regulators voted unanimously in favor of allowing private equity to take a Duluth-based utility holding company private. The Prospect takes you inside the room where it all went down.

BlackRock just bought a utility provider in Minnesota for $6.2 billion. They claim that the deal will help transition Minnesota to clean energy, but critics say it’s about increasing shareholder profits. From James Baratta: trib.al/Vg4qIbx

Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass

Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms

The Dork Forest refrigerator magnet

Been on my fridge for ages.

publisher / author / literary agent

Let alone Bezos’s non-Amazon moves, like what he’s done to the Washington Post.

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

As a white woman who would also be terrible at running a newsroom, I'm starting to be disappointed that I wasn't chosen

Spice, looking very serious, with a black and orange octopus cat toy in her fluffy little paws.

Spice wishes to inform you that she has chosen this yarn octopus as her new favorite toy. Please alert the media.

It's cool that being totally full of shit can now make you as rich as you used to only get by militarily conquering half a continent.

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

Remember when these guys ran a completely fabricated story about trans kids sourced to a single bigot who worked at St Louis Children’s Hospital and it got so much traction that they ended a bunch of programs for trans kids because of all the bomb threats

When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.

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Someday, we're gonna find out that the decisionmaking went like this:

Mamdani proposes city-run grocery stores. Conservatives say it'll never work. Mamdani supporters point out that DOD runs a bunch of grocery stores. Hegseth decides to close them to own the libs.

astounding how many losers still think they're leopards

"The royals loved the show. Everyone was happy. The people that were doing the festival were thrilled." -- Bill Burr on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric