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Is that... not broadly what the Greens have been saying?

A decade ago the Conservative Prime Minister was planning to bring in self-id.

An AI search result for the question "first character you meet in Disco Elysium" In Disco Elysium, the first character you meet is technically yourself—or rather, the various fragmented parts of your own mind—before you even open your eyes. However, the first physical NPCs you encounter depend on your actions immediately after waking up: Klaasje Amandou: If you step out onto the balcony of your hotel room (the Whirling-In-Rags) immediately after waking, she is the first person you can speak to. She is often referred to as the "oranje disco lady" by the protagonist. Gart "The Bartender" Valdemar: If you leave your room and head downstairs first, he is the primary NPC you interact with to learn about your situation and debt.

Simple test of a thing I know.

1. You don't meet Klaasje on the balcony.
2. "Miss Oranje disco dancer" not "oranje disco lady"
3. Lawrence Garte's name is being massively mangled. No idea where Valdemar has come from, and of course he's not the bartender (he's the cafeteria manager.)

Fuck off, AI

A very Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and a go back where you came from to those who don't 💂‍♂️👸💂‍♂️

Over 40% of 16/17 year olds would vote Green according to a poll on Peston earlier. Labour are probably 2nd though (as they are in the larger 16-24 demographic.)

Release the sausage roll cut

Labour taking more money from corporate donations than from unions ahead of the 2024 election speaks volumes

A chart showing corporate donations to major UK political parties at the last three elections. The Labour figure was around (or below) £1M in 2017 and 2019 and then jumped to around £13M in 2024.

The jump in corporate donations to Labour from 2017/19 to 2024 is absolutely wild

"I sense much fear in you" *lightsaber noise*

Furious female Labour MPs urge Starmer to make a woman his de facto deputy Harriet Harman leads calls for an appointment that would ‘turbocharge’ a ‘complete culture change’ at No 10

HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏GUARDS 👏

Just need the Big Rugby Lads at the bottom to catch the skiers

Just been in a meeting where an AI pilot that showed 71% of results "entirely or mostly accurate" (as reported by users) was deemed worth pushing on with.

In the same meeting a question about image copyright was met with "well nobody else seems to care" by *a lawyer*

I feel like I'm going insane.

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of people deciding whether to share or to shaft.

Not so much rearranging deckchairs as changing the degree of incline on the back of a sun lounger by one notch and wondering why you're still in the shade.

I'm a big tough man so I just drink espresso through my eyeballs

Chicken coup 2: korma edition

Gosh it's fun when the drip-feed of resignations is actually directed at someone who deserves it.

Happening: it's

Doesn't feel as if this is sustainable for another three months.

A poster from Prospect trade union reads "Spread the union love" publicising Heart Unions Week from the 9th to 15th of February.

I'm actually somewhat ambivalent about my specific union but it's the one that's recognised by my employer and I've managed to do a fair amount of good through it over a number of years as a rep. So the message is Join A Union but don't stop there; get involved, get organised, get fighting.

Come on lads it's Monday morning and I'm seeing very little uber-woke net-zeroist rejoinerism so far. Let's get to it.

What about if it's one of those little vibrators?

Disappointingly low chance of rain

YouTube video by mikeyblag Ed Miliband careless whisper

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Cow! Cube! Cowuuube!

YouTube video by The Poke The Nick Clegg Apology Song: I'm Sorry (The Autotune Remix)

Well thanks now I'm going to be humming the Nick Clegg Apology Song all day

You'd be surprised how long it takes for a message to sink in. Without being too facetious, people have been pointing out the tendency for money to flow upward under capitalism for at least 150 years by now and here we are.