Jamf Industries

anything can be a labubu if you make it small and imbue it with demonic forces

da windy apple

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

abosh

folks, it’s friday

Might try something I like to call “Wine August”

Wake up, babe

Glad he’s not a Giant

Did Sheryl Crow really have a communist friend? I’m not convinced.

Happy 77th birthday to Brian McGee, born #OnThisDay August 2, 1948. #TheSimpsons

Anyway, for me, the vision is something like this: America should be a society that works to fulfill the promise of democracy — we should have the agency to live at our own direction. Not as victims of circumstance or under the thumb of the wealthy and powerful. Our lives are our own.

My New Vibe-Coding Technique is Unstoppable

My term as NYC mayor will be pretty chill, but all motorists will be executed.

murderers still sailed on

Starting a band called Seinfeld

(Sun Kil Moon voice): Terry Gene Bollea died suddenly last night, at the age of 71

The working week should end at noon on Friday and start at noon on Monday

An incredibly drunk John Slattery opened the door into me when I was about to enter a dive bar in Nolita

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

Trump and Miller are intent on building an unaccountable domestic secret police force that would be the world's third-biggest security force by funding levels, after the US and China's *militaries*.

That kind of funding dwarfs its stated purpose, which tells you what its real purpose will be.

Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.

We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.

Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.

I can't believe Staten Island is Hamas

It’s precisely my understanding of antisemitism which leads me to root for Zohran. As Jews, we thrive when everyone thrives. When other minority groups suffer, we also suffer.

Few things could make me feel safer as a Jewish American than a Muslim mayor who fights for working people.

As we head to Election Day, for folks who voted early, thank you. I know some folks have not yet made up their minds. I am making an appeal to you.

Please do not rank Cuomo. I have worked with every single one of the candidates for mayor. I will tell you he does not like us.

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Oklahoma City Thunder Wander Town Aimlessly Looking For Place To Celebrate Big Win OKLAHOMA CITY—Following their Game 7 victory over the Memphis Grizzlies Sunday, Thunder players spent several hours wandering the streets of Oklahoma City in search of a decent bar or nightclub to cel...

Congrats OKC

Noteworthy, I think, that the Democratic establishment are putting much more effort into stopping Mamdani than stopping Trump