Jamf Industries

Ooh, that reminds me

If Yankees drop in the first round after lowering the flag for that podcaster

Coworker (end of a very long work zoom): "Okay, anyone have anything else?"

Me: "Christopher Cross filled in on guitar for Deep Purple in 1970 when Ritchie Blackmore fell ill shortly before a show and"

(coworker clicks End Meeting for All)

Fandom horseshoe theory

I truly believe that, if we posted hard enough, we could get RFK jr to turn himself blue

Devastated to report that the Charlie Kirk discourse has hit Trastevere

cancelling disney plus isn’t enough i need to sneak into the park and spank the pirates

On a totally unrelated note, enigma is an anagram of gamine - which means something in French but I’m not quite sure what

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

Just thought I’d re-post this old photo of our late, much-loved dog Darby being too lazy to get up when the mail was dropped on him through the door-slot.

Cachorro da raça golden retriever com o rostinho grisalho nadando na onda do mar de frente pra foto todo sorridente

A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje

Tarr smiled: “Why, to have another Labubu is to have another soul, Mr. Smiley.”

Forget it, Guy. It’s Flavor Town.

Ugga bugga big,
Ugga bugga strong,
I’m gonna sing my
Ugga bugga song!

Guy walks into a tailor’s in Ancient Greece.

“Eumenides?” He says.

Tailor looks up. “Euripides?”

lmao

Betty Crocker has an *amazing* PR opportunity

Piggy

It’s actually really informative about you and other ultra-wealthy people that you can’t distinguish between a proposed plan that had very little chance of becoming law - and would have to be passed by legislators, subject to judicial review - and a guy just taking stuff. Congratulations!

Mike Gallego

The last time Ohio sent some guys to stand around and do nothing, they lost to Michigan in Ann Arbor

Every single Democrat needs to internalize this:

ICE is a politicized operation that our tax dollars are paying for.

If Dem leaders don’t use every single legislative tool in their disposal to rein this in (ie shutting down this govt over funding) they aren’t doing their jobs.

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

Knicks in 6

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

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anything can be a labubu if you make it small and imbue it with demonic forces