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painting of a fat cat on a psychologist's couch talking things smiling to his Persian cat psychologist

cat trying to say something funny to the psychologist after talking about horrible things for 45 minutes straight

Too much of this site is turning on alt text image descriptions on the grounds that they could be used to train AI.

Pro tip: If your AI-less utopia requires intentionally leaving out disabled people to achieve, you're imagining a dystopia.

So like the good Armenian string cheese then.

actually extremely grateful to ethiopian cuisine for basically teaching me how to appreciate vegetarian cooking as a 23 year old

The UN has sent peacekeepers in for less

cartoon of a little blep black cat peering out from a jack o lantern.

Another seasonal toon from the Larchives.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Oh my god I gotta go outside or otherwise off social media. I just had fhe thought "Wait, what kind of posting is composting?" lol.

It's magical

The helmets are changed to NO SKUB and YES SKUB

I am trying to speak very carefully, I am not advocating for serious crime here on God's open internet.

What I am trying to say is that once we make "serious crime" our metric for what constitutes unacceptable action, we allow the state to draw those lines instead of ourselves.

A diagram of a bunch of formline raven sticker designs shaped like hearts. All of them are coloured based on various pride flags; the Gilbert Baker rainbow flag, the transgender flag, the lesbian flag, the gay flag, the nonbinary flag, the asexual flag, the aromantic flag, the pansexual flag, the bisexual flag, the genderfluid flag, the intersex flag, the polyamorous flag, and the disability flag.

Here's a look at what I've been working on these past couple weeks!! Rainbow Raven, a collection of pride flag coloured formline stickers!!

🌈🪶 #formline #telekitneticart #pridemonth #indigenousart 🌈🪶

A funnel cake with powdered sugar and cherry topping

Me: I'm feeling a bit out of shape and not where I want to be physically, I should make it a goal to start eating better

Also me: FUNNEL CAAAAAAAKE

The most famous flying cars ever still had traffic too.

I’m going to sound old here but playlist/algorithm culture has eroded the pride people used to take in digging in the crates, going through some archives, or stumbling upon an act and finding some dope stuff they can claim as a discovery.

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491 Quote Corey Walker @CoreyWriting · 16h The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

Precedent certainly says this is a ridiculous assertion. They might still try, but they'll definitely be wrong.

Unfortunately, I'm the current heavyweight champion of journalisms, and Bari Weiss has to defeat me in hand-to-hand combat to win the news.

Once again, Hennessy is causing discord in the community.

manga screenshot: "It's All Soup...."

As an example, I've never seen a Democrat calling for a "cleansing" of the GOP.

11) I know I'm in the rare minority that's still masking because I take things like Covid seriously, but even outside of a pandemic, I have no idea what kind of person would willingly go through an airport unmasked.

It's... you're crammed in with thousands of people, from everywhere. Breathing.

My most optimistic opinion is that the combination of cheap AI-generated fake news and major legacy news orgs taking a torch to their reputations is going to create huge opportunities for independent journalists who maintain a reputation for honest, ethical reporting.

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

Comic strip: Heathcliff and Spike approach a street corner from opposite sides of a building and can not yet see each other. Heathcliff wears a glowing green orb around his head, and Spike wears a glowing red orb. Two birds observe the imminent conflict, and one says, “Hold on to your butt.”

7 October 2025
Green vs Red
#orbcliff #butts #heathcliffedits #heathcliff #comicstrip #fanart

"Transgender for everyone" is such a lazy god damn thing to claim, like it's just insulting everyone's intelligence. Nobody believes it, it's just such an incomprehensibly stupid thing to say, nobody suggests such a policy.

What would that even entail? Mandatory transition for everyone? Yeah, sure.

I’m bringing the term “Mulge” back to the people to describe PR copy & AI trash being used for filed stories at outlets.

Mulge originates in the comic “High Noon” from Three Word Phrase and feels good to say. threewordphrase.com/highnoon.htm

Trump has deployed National Guard troops to round up Americans and frog-march them away from the Epstein Files.