Jared

Every American needs to watch this:

Im thinking Saka to Wirtz. Not thrilled but feels better than Saka to Palmer.

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

Nazi occupied America.

Borderline red card 🟥

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

I laughed entirely too hard

Packers by 30

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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

Or purple

I guess it’s clear why the lawmakers needed to make that video

Last 37 drives for Wisconsin:
punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, int, punt, FG (down 24-7 with 2:45 left), punt, int, int, punt, fumble, downs, punt, punt, downs, punt, punt, game, punt, int, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, punt, downs, punt, punt, half, punt

My pal Captian Lazerbeam

This is a beautiful truth.

The thing I can't stop thinking about after all the football yesterday is how freaking funny it is that they put masked lucha libre wrestlers in the WE CAN'T BE MORE AMERICAN Ram commercial

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

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Fantasy Premiere Leagues beats them
all. Your best player gets hurt week 1? Sell them and buy someone else! Its a great combination of market-based prices and player performance. #FPL

A letter dated 30 March 1973, dear Mr. Nao, as long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread in the scene is not desolate. Hope is the thing that is left to us in a bad time, I shall get up Sunday morning and wind the clock as a contribution to order instead fastness. Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society. Things can look dark then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed sometimes rather suddenly. It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people, we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when the conditions are right. Man’s curiosity, his relentlessness his inventiveness, his ingenuity have led him into deep trouble. We can only hope that the same traits will enable him to claw his way out. Hang onto your hat hang onto your Hope and wind. The clock for tomorrow is another day. Sincerely, EB white.

It was nice to read this. Despair is easy and we all know hope is hard as fuck to come by right now. Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And may we all continue winding the clock for another tomorrow.

Wrestlers should announce every pick

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

100% palmer (C) for the AE64. Whoa. True test of form vs fixture.

Thanks for continuing to post over here - much appreciated.